Bad Genre Names

Inhuman · 10.17.2006, 01:55 PM

Just heard a few today on pitchfork, and inspired me to post some of the ones I've heard in the past:

Avante-pop
Beard-Core
Post Metalcore
Undercore

TheDom · 10.17.2006, 02:02 PM

Sadcore
Symphonic Metal

DJ Rick · 10.17.2006, 02:28 PM

Most posts and cores are dumb.

Trasher02 · 10.17.2006, 02:29 PM

Disco!

DJ Rick · 10.17.2006, 02:39 PM

Disco may be a mostly shitty genre, but I think it's a perfectly great name to describe what it was.

"Death Disco" on the other hand...that's reaching a bit too far to attempt to legitimize a stylistic trend circa 2002.

Savage Clone · 10.17.2006, 02:40 PM

Dub Step
Breakcore
Post Rock
Happy Hardcore

drrrtyboots · 10.17.2006, 02:50 PM

Noise because there's too much confusion in that.

strictlycommercial · 10.17.2006, 03:02 PM

What the fuck is beard-core?

gmku · 10.17.2006, 03:17 PM

Post-disco
Disco-punk
Proto-disco
Disco-core

Seriously, I've seen/heard all of these used--in some fairly pretentious reviews, needless to say.

finding nobody · 10.17.2006, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by strictlycommercial

What the fuck is beard-core?

>> maybe??

DJ Rick · 10.17.2006, 03:40 PM

If I had to wager a guess at "beard-core," is it at the intersection of krauty psych, prog, and freaky folky type music....e.g. USA Is a Monster, Oneida, Jackie-O Motherfucker, etc.

Rob Instigator · 10.17.2006, 03:43 PM

beard core is hardcore bands that have beards

Rob Instigator · 10.17.2006, 03:44 PM

I do not like this genre, but I think the genre name suits is perfectly and is an apt descriptiopn of the bands, the sounds, the songs, and the fans

TWEE

nomadicfollower · 10.17.2006, 03:54 PM

Cowpunk

LittlePuppetBoy · 10.17.2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

Cowpunk

What? I think that's a really cool name.

GeneticKiss · 10.17.2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I do not like this genre, but I think the genre name suits is perfectly and is an apt descriptiopn of the bands, the sounds, the songs, and the fans

TWEE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think the worst genre name is "grunge".

noisemachine · 10.17.2006, 04:07 PM

I have not even heard of most of these genres. Why do people feel the need to classify music down to the most insignificant little detail? It sounds pretentious as fuck.
Like you ask what kind of music does ______ play?
Then the annoying hipster fuck replies: "Oh, theyre like a mixture of nerd-core and post-beard punk, with just a hint of avant-grunge-gaze."

Savage Clone · 10.17.2006, 04:07 PM

Cowpunk refers to bands like Uncle Tupelo, aka The Trend That Minneapolis Will Never Allow To Just Fucking Die Already.

Cantankerous · 10.17.2006, 04:08 PM

crust punk

GeneticKiss · 10.17.2006, 04:08 PM

That's becuz that's all they've got, since the Replacements and Husker Du are history.

10.17.2006, 01:55 PM	#1
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Just heard a few today on pitchfork, and inspired me to post some of the ones I've heard in the past: Avante-pop Beard-Core Post Metalcore Undercore __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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DJ Rick 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sacto (CA) Institute for Record Collection Scrutiny Posts: 817	Most posts and cores are dumb. __________________ http://artforspastics.blogspot.com/
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Disco! __________________ 666
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DJ Rick 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sacto (CA) Institute for Record Collection Scrutiny Posts: 817	Disco may be a mostly shitty genre, but I think it's a perfectly great name to describe what it was. "Death Disco" on the other hand...that's reaching a bit too far to attempt to legitimize a stylistic trend circa 2002. __________________ http://artforspastics.blogspot.com/
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Dub Step Breakcore Post Rock Happy Hardcore
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drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	Noise because there's too much confusion in that. __________________
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strictlycommercial bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 176	What the fuck is beard-core?
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Post-disco Disco-punk Proto-disco Disco-core Seriously, I've seen/heard all of these used--in some fairly pretentious reviews, needless to say. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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DJ Rick 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sacto (CA) Institute for Record Collection Scrutiny Posts: 817	If I had to wager a guess at "beard-core," is it at the intersection of krauty psych, prog, and freaky folky type music....e.g. USA Is a Monster, Oneida, Jackie-O Motherfucker, etc. __________________ http://artforspastics.blogspot.com/
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,971	beard core is hardcore bands that have beards __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.17.2006, 03:44 PM	#13
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,971	I do not like this genre, but I think the genre name suits is perfectly and is an apt descriptiopn of the bands, the sounds, the songs, and the fans TWEE __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Cowpunk
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noisemachine 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 651	I have not even heard of most of these genres. Why do people feel the need to classify music down to the most insignificant little detail? It sounds pretentious as fuck. Like you ask what kind of music does ______ play? Then the annoying hipster fuck replies: "Oh, theyre like a mixture of nerd-core and post-beard punk, with just a hint of avant-grunge-gaze." __________________ The best radio station ever: http://www.kcsb.org/?page_id=9
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	crust punk __________________ RETIRED
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GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	That's becuz that's all they've got, since the Replacements and Husker Du are history.
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