[floatingslowly]

Americans specifically.

Discuss:

[floatingslowly]

What a fucking embarassment.


Rude.
Lazy.
Entitled.

I'd add loud, but I'm loud and this topic was not made to draw attention to my failings; other than failing to be born somewhere more civilized, of course.

[demonrail666]

Cultivate an English (specifically London) accept. You should have a few versions of this in your LANG VOICINGS sub menu. Try ENG-COCK-CHIMNEYSWEEP-VICTORIA. My experience is Americans love it and it'll enable you to distance yourself from their excesses by treating them as an exotic curiosity. (As they will you, delightfully.) Order some Earl Grey at the next Wrestlemania. You'll feel reborn. I'm assuming you already have the software that counteracts teeth rot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Cultivate an English (specifically London) accept. You should have a few versions of this in your LANG VOICINGS sub menu. Try ENG-COCK-CHIMNEYSWEEP-VICTORIA. My experience is Americans love it and it'll enable you to distance yourself from their excesses by treating them as an exotic curiosity. (As they will you, delightfully.) Order some Earl Grey at the next Wrestlemania. You'll feel reborn. I'm assuming you already have the software that counteracts teeth rot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0

yorkshire tea surely and a thick leeds accent do just as nicely.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by jon boy

a thick leeds accent

Is there any other kind?

[dazedcola]

just starting?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by dazedcola

just starting?

I try to be fairly open-minded and understanding.

Those days are over and I'm currently brewing up a hex of woe.

....ol' bean.

[EVOLghost]

You poor thing. It's a good thing that yer like old n stuff right?

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Is there any other kind?

an enlightened one.

[EVOLghost]

Everyone deserves hate.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Americans specifically.

Discuss:

TEXANS

/end of.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

You poor thing. It's a good thing that yer like old n stuff right?

How often do you hear "go back to Mexico"?

I'm serious. I want to know.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

TEXANS

/end of.

Maybe, although I feel that I could expand upon that list.

[EVOLghost]

People still say that?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Maybe, although I feel that I could expand upon that list.

christians

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system: purged

[EVOLghost]

By the way....I would NOT like to go live in Mexico, shit's like the wild west out there. Fucking Drug cartel is serious business out there.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

People still say that?

What if I were to run into you with my giant truck and then tell you to go back to Australia?

Bear in mind they have kangaroos and sandy beaches there.

How angry would you be? Not enough to allow you spouse to black_majick them, I presume.

[EVOLghost]

I'd be like a little angry otter.....a sexy otter....

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

What if I were to run into you with my giant truck and then tell you to go back to Australia?

Are you hitting on me?

[floatingslowly]

if by otter, you meant platypus, then yes, I am hitting on you.

if by otter, you really meant otter, then no, suffer my curse, americunt.

[gast30]

i remember someone saying i was an american
someone who seen the movie the big lebowski comes to me and sez that the movie reminded him of me

this and that

let me speak
give a short brief over america from a far vieuw wich can be more reliefing then when you are in the middle of it

america looks like
a drugepidemic that brooke loose
meth, crack, herion, pain pills clinics, tipical for america now
how many americans are effected directly, indirectly ??? i don't know
drugs traffict from the north with guntraffic and money from america
creating a mexican drugwar with most killings on the planet

ok that in the south
with immigration of mexicans

also a lot of veterans of old and recent wars
many religious conservative people
mobster activity in vegas and new york
explsion of pornoproduction

many secret security agency's after 9/11
the paranioa for real

overfull prison
4 million americans who live with less then 2$ a day

financial system that only can function for 1% of the population
fights over health care
where you can see that the american has envy on other americans to give them the universal right to health care
envy

guantanamo
humanrights crimes
killings of terror suspects by deporting them to other countries who have less human rights in their laws
to interrogate a suspect
and if he is innocent and tortured to death
no one is responsible
even if you have blood on your hands
death by torture is not friendly fire kill
because a friendly fire kill couldn't be stoped
and the torture of people not even known who they are
could be stopped

what's america more..pffff
the cliché's hollywood, disney land, las vegas, woodstock, music, statue of liberty
grand canyon, nature parks
indians african slaves

and that is about it'tha

just joking
and ofcourse the wonderfull nasa
with hubble telescope and other sofisticated technology

ok no we are round

americans have choises to make everday like all people in the world make choises for their life