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Old 03.27.2008, 04:51 PM   #1
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for really.
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:07 PM   #2
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I knew this rape-whistle was going to be useful one day.

bweeeeeeeeeeee!
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:15 PM   #3
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I knew this rape-whistle was going to be useful one day.

bweeeeeeeeeeee!

you know what else that whistle is good for?

to attract this little fella:

 


so how is it going to be, laceration or fornication?
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:24 PM   #4
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I could so kick that dog in the head. I've been practicing for the dogs next door. Watch...

HI-YAH! Take THAT, mutt.

omg I'm so badass.
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:28 PM   #5
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More thread titles about rape please!*

*Please note, any more than one thread with 'rape' in the title will shortly be less funny than any others; the above statement does not necessarily represent the feelings of all employees of GliceINC.
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:29 PM   #6
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OOPS, I accidently hit submit.


female rapists only, plz
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Old 03.27.2008, 05:40 PM   #7
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I could so kick that dog in the head. I've been practicing for the dogs next door. Watch...

HI-YAH! Take THAT, muttu're going to .

omg I'm so badass.

the dog would have attacked the rapist.
now i'm afraid you're going to get raped.

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Old 03.27.2008, 06:07 PM   #8
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Before I decide if I want to post here, would that be a positive or negative rape?
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:44 PM   #9
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I'd like to know how you're gonna rape so many people. Are you sex-addicted ?
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Old 03.27.2008, 06:59 PM   #10
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Before I decide if I want to post here, would that be a positive or negative rape?
You must spread some Rape around before giving it to Dead-Air again

okay

*puts on dark hoodie*

I'll uh, be out jogging
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Old 03.27.2008, 07:13 PM   #11
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:05 AM   #12
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I'd like to know how you're gonna rape so many people. Are you sex-addicted ?
Did I say I was gonna rape them? No, my little rape-dwarves gonna do this for me
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:06 AM   #13
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Before I decide if I want to post here, would that be a positive or negative rape?
Depends on what you call positive
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:27 AM   #14
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:39 AM   #15
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"You can't rape the willing..."

What if they're asleep?
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Old 03.28.2008, 01:47 AM   #16
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If someone can sleep through you raping them then you obviously aren't doing it right.

Is there a manual for this sort of thing?
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Old 03.28.2008, 03:10 AM   #17
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Old 03.28.2008, 06:03 AM   #18
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Did I say I was gonna rape them? No, my little rape-dwarves gonna do this for me
I hope they look like Mr Oizo. It would be less traumatizing/painful.
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Old 03.28.2008, 06:33 AM   #19
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Mr Oizo is actually this guy, so I don't think it would be less traumatizing:

 


I bet you were talking about Flat Eric, our savior:

 
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Old 03.28.2008, 06:35 AM   #20
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