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I've been wondering this for a while. I have a beautiful, large dick, but no one to enjoy it with at the moment. So, what's the point? I think sex has gotten me in a lot of trouble. Not real trouble.. rather, trouble in my brain. I keep thinking, 'Man, she's hot, I want to fuck her.' More specifically, I keep beating off, thinking about my ex-old lady, and as soon as I cum I want to start crying. I'd rather just eliminate sex from my life for now, so does anyone know of any drugs that will do that? Codeine works okay, but I still will pop a boner, it just takes forever to actually get off. I was on zoloft when I was 14, and that seemed to work okay as far as never being able to get it up.
Maybe I'll try that. I'm on an antidepressant/anxiety pill at the moment where one of the side effects is increased libido. What the fuck? Just what I need. Fuck it.
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Solution: cut it off..
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The desire will still be there.
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Man, what cruel doctor would invent a drug to prevent boners?
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i'd buy it!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yebu86t6Tg
Reminded me of this. I can't offer any actual helpful things, but laughter is the best medicine (or some shit).
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Here's my advice: Ask someone with erectile dysfunction how they did it?
Post the results.
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Haha ok, right now I'm imagining adam going up to some impotent guy going "Man, I'm so sick of whacking off all off the time!!"
Hah!
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haha you should totally ask someone, i can already picture that:
atsonicpark: "hey man i heard you have erectily disfunction.' man: 'yeah...' atsonicpark: 'i was just wondering, how do you do this? because i'm like, horny all the time, i could be fucking all day if i wanted to and i'm so sick of it, i want my dick to be as limp as yours! what's your secret?' man: *cries* |
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damn you thrasher, you beat me to it.
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Mwuahaha!
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This entire thread was an excuse to say this on a message board. I know, I'm a pro at talking about one's penis.
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Which anti-depressant is that? Pretty much all of them they say can lower the sex drive, but I've never heard of an increase being a common side effect. I take Celexa, and so does my wife, which is supposed to sometimes have the lowering side effect, but it hasn't done that to either of us. It has kept me from getting angry about a whole lot of things I maybe should have for a long time though. I'm sure your doctor could switch you to something with the more common side effect in any case. Though the side effects differ completely from person to person with them all. |
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What happened with that new chick you met? Dip it in her...
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Buspar.
I don't actually go to a doctor, it was prescribed to me a while back though and I got a shitload of it but I never ended up taking it but I need it now so I'm taking it... long story. Re: new chick, can't get over the old chick long enough to do anything with the new chick!
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Solution: man-up and enjoy your pecker.
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Why do you cry after you masturbate?
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