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I like it, but I'm shit at it. Apparantly I need to be more vocal. How about you? Are you shit at it too?
EDIT: It's in the non-sonic sounds bit by mistake. Although I have mentioned the word 'vocal', so it's all good. |
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I don't like intercourse. My girlfriend LOVES it though. She just wants me to fucking pound her often.
I love blowjobs though... |
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i've still got carpet burns on my back
i think that statement speaks pretty loudly
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What don't you like about intercourse? I'm bizarrely curious to know.
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What do you mean by 'vocal'? Vocal as in sounding like your enjoying yourself more, or vocal as in "Oh god please PLEASE NOOOOO!!!" ...and the like.
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I'm not sure, maybe she wanted me to sing. Fucking hell women can be vague when they want to be. |
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Sounds like she wants you to take the reigns, so to speak...
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i hate talking during sex, unless it's with someone who i've been with for a long time.
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I just find the constant thrusting numbing, and it's always hot and sticky. I dunno, there's just nothing interesting or exciting about it to me, I feel awkward.
I'd rather just give each other oral sex.. |
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Not surprising, I don't think oral sex for ladies can ever really beat intercourse, especially as most guys, including myself, can't seem to get the knack of it. However with guys I think oral sex can often beat intercourse. |
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Well the only way I can get my girlfriend off is by licking her clit and fingering her vagina, usually I stick a thumb in her ass, which she likes... but she doesn't like anal sex.
I've gotten her off from intercourse a few times... Which doesn't make sense, I guess, but she likes it more than oral sex... however, no matter what we do, it usually ends in oral sex to actually get her off. |
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y'all need to learn some skills.
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Oh yeah, and all that business about taking your socks off beforehand? That's a definite no-no I'm afraid. My socks only come off for my monthly bath, so I can use them as a flannel.
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i don't really care what's left on or taken off. that's not the part that amounts to anything.
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I really really really enjoy if she leaves her socks on during sex.
I like socks and gloves... things that "fit" things well.. haha.. |
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