I ask Thurston what kind of music will SY release next?

He says "More POP."

I walk in, not because i'm single, but because it's a bar.

ROUND OF DRINKS ON ME!!!

And you catch the drips that are falling with your mouth.

john goodman is being a bitch and wont let me in...he says ive had too much to drink already...i tell him he stole the movie in big lebowski and he just punches me in the stomach...

what?!

Never have been to one, sorry I just don't feel the need to go to one. Especially since I don't drink.

I also have never been to a gay club.

You're not missing much.

Then you've just lost your bar cherry, because this is exactly how it is... Pull up your chairs, boys, bartender; martians all around! And... Play it again, Pavement! ;)

Thought so porky. The whole gay club scene never appealed to me.

i never had any interest in going to pubs until i was 22 because i didn't like drinking when i was younger but i still would go to them because it would be where my friends would want to go.
plus, i'm not gay but i've been to a couple of gay clubs, i got out unscathed.

I wonder how long will it be before I finally get to one.

I walk into the bar.

Ouch.

*rimshot*

...?

If you don't feel like going to one, there is no reason why you should.

Yeah, I don't really want to go to one, and don't intend on going to one.

My housemate works in one. The start of Workin 9 to 5 gives him seizures.

She still can order a milkshake, can't she?

Yeah, I suppose... So, is she coming? :)

would bill murray make laila a milkshake? he'd probably take one look at her and drive her home in a golf cart.