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I'm sitting at the end of the bar slouched over a Red Stripe.
Bill Murray is the bartender. Here by Pavement is playing. |
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Puke, oops sorry... I tend to do that at bars...
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I never been to a bar. I think I am missing things of life.
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this is an imaginary bar.
I walk over to the pinball machine. Let's play some pinball Synthetically! Mystery by the Wipers is playing. |
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You better be careful I am very good at it.
Also, I just realized this is a singles bar, so I might leave. |
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I play a round of pinball and score 440,000.
No pressure, this is a singles bar, but I'm straight. I don't see any girls around, might as well play some pinball. |
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I could really turn that phrase really gay.
I beat you I scored 500,001 points. |
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After clearing up my stuff, I walk over to play pool with some girls lounging around. After they beat me, I sit down to talk to Bill Murray... "Hey!" He says, smiling; waving, when he spots Scarlet Johanson coming in... I go listen to the band...
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I open a tab and tell the bartender to keep the double scotches on the rocks comin'. I tell everyone trying to make small talk with me to "feck off."
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i walk in and me and johanson start having amazing sex on the bar as everyone watches our pales bodys slide against one another
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Bill Murray smacks his head "not again"
John Goodman- the bouncer- looks at Alien Anal and tells "go take it to an elevator Giovanni Ribishi!" and starts to break up the hot sex. I order a rum and cola, put my back to the bar, and lean back in a cool pose, with my sunglasses on, scoping for chicks. |
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I see Thurston Moore come in all sweaty from a rocking concert.
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The ceiling rips off and God sticks his head in and tells us that there is a ten dollar bill in each of our left pockets. And there are.
Then he tells use to bugger off as he floats out the front door. I quietly call Him a cunt. |
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what r u doin in here thurston!
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With his ears like ben stiller he catches the remark, and lights your hair on fire. The room roars with laughter. |
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I kick God in the balls and he disappears in pain and shame.
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Thurston yells "Sonic Life!"
then buys everyone a round I go over to the bulletin board and post an ad "guitarist looking for a band" right next to a bulletin that says "This Friday: Gang of Four at the SY singles bar, Opening act: Thurston Moore and Nels Cline" I then pay my tab and yell "goodnight guys! be back tomorrow!" then I leave |
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I see the poster for Gang of Four and get really estatic, then I see Nels Cline's name and sit back down despondently... By this time I was really wishing Laila would come into the bar.. Then I remember she's Muslim... Damn, there is no God...
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I see beautiful women, and want to talk to them.
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I see Syntheticaly and want to spank my radio... I ask the band to play I dreamed i Dreamt by SY and pass them the 10 dollar bill God gave everyone...
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