haha i think i just touched the sides of an OPERATION game

"I must ask that you stop this thread right here"

my dad dresed up in drag for halloween once, but other than that, no.
i have the best dad in the world, though. mom, not so much.

in a drunken rage, girlgun recently asked why I don't wear panties.

does this count?

My dad has a problem with me wearing skinny jeans and eyeliner. So I figure it's pretty damned unlikely he's into gender swapping, that or he's repressing/denying it...

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Gussets?

Just tell you don't wear tha panties as they make your bum look big. She'd be cool with that.

Is there something you'd like to share with us alien anal?

No but one Sunday afternoon we were all in the car & stopped for ice cream cones & then my dad drove over a bump in the road just as my sister was licking her cone & the jolt of the car going over the bump made her smash her ice cream cone into her face & i started laughing hysterically & my dad shot me angry glances in the rear view mirror while my mom scolded me & my sister started crying.

Does that count?

not as far as i know, but his hair used to be longer than mine.

My dad belted the shit out of me with an alligator skin belt. I guess he could have accessorized a dress with that belt but he chose not to. He's my hero nonetheless.