Did you grow up with a dad that wore dresses?

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:26 PM

i dont even know if i said that right
but you understand what i mean

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:27 PM

I never grew up with a dad, period.

So, I wore the dresses.

"FUCK YOU DADDY WHY MY CHILDHOOD IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's why my next band is a KoRn tribute band.

davenotdead · 08.25.2008, 11:27 PM

no my dad was pretty straight

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:28 PM

haha imagine if you did
could make for a good mockumentary

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:28 PM

um no, my dad's pretty hetero, but i grew up around a lot of gay men who wore dresses and liked to pretend to be women....

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:30 PM

no but one day he was shaking this bottle of mylanta & the cap was not tight & it exploded & then he looked like a fucking dalmatian & we laughed till blue

does that fucking count?

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:32 PM

no that doesnt count

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:33 PM

Just a little skater boy they could pick on
I learned to forgive'em, now i got the balls they can lick on

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

no that doesnt count

oh cmon my dad fucking rules yo

we had to fight & shit but all is good

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:35 PM

hm my dad.
well if i wanted something i asked him.
get the money dolla dolla bill y'all.

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:36 PM

its no good to me
take it somewhere else
god damn pesky kids

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:36 PM

3 Dolla Bill Y'All$?

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:38 PM

im sorry if you had no dads bitches.

it is not MY fault.

my suggestion is find a father figure & vomit on his shirt

ha ha ha.

anyway my dad rules in his own very flawed ways. dont be jellus ye cunts. hate will consume you.

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:40 PM

uh no.

no no no no NO.

he wouldn't wear a fred durst douchebag hat. he plays golf ffs.
but.

my dad's a ballerrrrrrrrr.
he would buy me something to keep me quiet.

but also
he's funny as hell and i never would have started playing guitar if he hadn't had a guitar
i love you dad.

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:44 PM

my best memory is calling my dad to pick me up from school cuz i was fuckin ILL from a rum hangover. i was 15.

he said never to drink cheap shit. "drink good shit" or something like that.

ha ha ha. fucking dad! HEY.

--

ok chirren. i must flee this place.

---
oh yeah fuck you porky. im saying goodbye here-- eat a petrified shit.
---

seeyas.

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:48 PM

well.
my mom told me to model for playboy.
and do mescaline.
and drop out of school.

go mom!

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:50 PM

Yeah, moms rule.

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:51 PM

your like a tv character cantanky
some american teen tv character

Cantankerous · 08.26.2008, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

your like a tv character cantanky
some american teen tv character

no. no. don't you DARE ever say ANYTHING like that. EVER AGAIN.

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 01:12 AM

atsonicpark - PLEASE don't mention the vile Limp Bizkit again! (Fred "Cunt" Durst is currently pretty high up on my "Marked For Death" list).

Dad Melly never wore a dress, but in the v early 70's, listened to Bowie and wore make-up (according to both him and Mum Melly)...

08.25.2008, 11:26 PM	#1
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08.25.2008, 11:27 PM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I never grew up with a dad, period. So, I wore the dresses. "FUCK YOU DADDY WHY MY CHILDHOOD IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That's why my next band is a KoRn tribute band. __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	no my dad was pretty straight __________________
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08.25.2008, 11:28 PM	#4
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08.25.2008, 11:28 PM	#5
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	um no, my dad's pretty hetero, but i grew up around a lot of gay men who wore dresses and liked to pretend to be women.... __________________ RETIRED
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	no but one day he was shaking this bottle of mylanta & the cap was not tight & it exploded & then he looked like a fucking dalmatian & we laughed till blue does that fucking count?
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08.25.2008, 11:32 PM	#7
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	no that doesnt count __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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08.25.2008, 11:33 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Just a little skater boy they could pick on I learned to forgive'em, now i got the balls they can lick on __________________
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08.25.2008, 11:35 PM	#10
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	hm my dad. well if i wanted something i asked him. get the money dolla dolla bill y'all. __________________ RETIRED
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08.25.2008, 11:36 PM	#11
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08.25.2008, 11:38 PM	#13
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	im sorry if you had no dads bitches. it is not MY fault. my suggestion is find a father figure & vomit on his shirt ha ha ha. anyway my dad rules in his own very flawed ways. dont be jellus ye cunts. hate will consume you.
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08.25.2008, 11:40 PM	#14
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	uh no. no no no no NO. he wouldn't wear a fred durst douchebag hat. he plays golf ffs. but. my dad's a ballerrrrrrrrr. he would buy me something to keep me quiet. but also he's funny as hell and i never would have started playing guitar if he hadn't had a guitar i love you dad. __________________ RETIRED
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08.25.2008, 11:44 PM	#15
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	my best memory is calling my dad to pick me up from school cuz i was fuckin ILL from a rum hangover. i was 15. he said never to drink cheap shit. "drink good shit" or something like that. ha ha ha. fucking dad! HEY. -- ok chirren. i must flee this place. --- oh yeah fuck you porky. im saying goodbye here-- eat a petrified shit. --- seeyas.
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08.25.2008, 11:48 PM	#16
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	well. my mom told me to model for playboy. and do mescaline. and drop out of school. go mom! __________________ RETIRED
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, moms rule. __________________
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08.25.2008, 11:51 PM	#18
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	your like a tv character cantanky some american teen tv character __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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08.26.2008, 01:12 AM	#20
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	atsonicpark - PLEASE don't mention the vile Limp Bizkit again! (Fred "Cunt" Durst is currently pretty high up on my "Marked For Death" list). Dad Melly never wore a dress, but in the v early 70's, listened to Bowie and wore make-up (according to both him and Mum Melly)... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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