can I join your elite club floatslows? PLZ?

What? Did you just say you were a trap?

WATCH OUT GUISE, IT'S A TRAP

sonic gail, that picture in yr profile of like a vampire girl or something... is that from a movie?

Actually I think it is from some movie. I found it on the internet and thought it was cool.

I'll have to buy another chair, but sure!

next thursday is the Bring Yr Own Midget Porn party. please come prepared!

ps: that "chick" has a dick like a beer can!

looks familiar.

better to be pissed off than pissed on.

hehee LOL

*queefs*

Very appropriate for this thread.

 

You think she shaves often, or sometimes lets it grow into a hairy pooter?

FUN FACT: She's rumored to be playing "Cinderella" in a Marilyn Manson musical (After he finally finishes his Louis Carroll biopic...)

Are lap dances included in this thread?

I call shoop.

Shoopt.

I'm a newbie to the board and haven't experienced any real hostility or felt excluded in any way. All in all, I've felt pretty welcome here. I got a couple of "welcome to the board" pm's and a good amount of rep from people who have been here a lot longer and have way more posts. About the worst I can say is I've gotten a couple of smartass replies here and there but so what? I've also given a few of those ... it's who I am and it comes with the territory. I like it here.

My elite club is so elite no one knows it actually exists. Including me.
wait
what

oh my lard, chris hanson is surely on his way.

I don't care if she's 19. she's fucking hermione, for fuck's sake.

Yeah probably, but it's still fun to jerk to...ain't it?



Better?



That's because you have a cool username, and loathe Crocs. ;)

Rocking a watch with a LBD, classy.