You ruined Ultravox, you fucker!
John Foxx 4-Eva.

hey, "hon" is a 100% baltimore word

please post the right moustache accordingly

Mr. Waters' first name isn't Midge.

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if you are named Carson, Eli, or Peyton you have a father who want you to play NFL football

if you are named Stump, Cooter, Zed, Jedidiah, or have Bob as your second name there is a chance you have so called "southern pure-blood" hee-yuk

if you are named Apple, Moon Unit, or Jermajesty you're gonna have to learn to throw bricks at photogs and wish you were born to a plumber

if you are named Kip, then not all the drugs in the world can numb the embarrassment and might as well have been named Cunt

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My name, Patrick, is pretty weird but I don't know what it entails. Patrick Stewart is a cool guy, Pat Buchanan is an asshole, Patrick Swayze creeps me out... who the fuck is Patrick Wolf?

then midge can't say "hon". sorry.

ahh fuck, i thought the title of this thread was 'people with names that suggest cuteness'

If you're a woman and your first name is what most people would consider a surname, you're in porn.

Aint that right Houston?

HAHAHA
she was on howard stern with courtney love. this woman is a piece of work (literally?)

Off topic I know, but jesus christ, this needed sharing.

Allright you fucking bastards, I've had it!!!!

i like how up until page 2, you'd covered my husband, my brother and hitler. awesome.

"2 miniscule men magically appear from camera lens"

and todd gets my vote. or... is that just douchey?

I was about to ask for you girlgun.

ask for me what?

Most Ashleys I know are flakes, and go out of their way for attention towards how "girlie" they can be.
Weird.

No I just realized I haven't seen you in a while.

i've been overly busy. it's awful. i'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy to kill me. how you?

Busy as well, finals around the corner. I sent my College Application to San Francisco yesterday.

Don't worry if they don't kill you, they will only maim you.

no maiming! just put me out of misery!

oohh i've got my fingers crossed for you! on both counts!

So you are not as masochistic as I thought then?

Yes I am hoping I get out of this Valley, it is my only ticket way out. If not I have to endure three more years here.

i'm sure it will absolutely work out for you.

I always found Erick, Erik, Eric a cuntish name, but that was the guy's name who bullied me.

Yeah I am sure it will, girlgun.

Hi.

i laughed.

blake. i despise that name.

drone's not a cunt but i have known a cunty eric or two.

ha
my initals ar C.J.

Fortunately nobody calls me like that, not very common here anyways.

There's this trend in Germany and Austria to give your kids english names but you pronounce them kind of like a german word.
That's just wrong.

Kevin = Asshole-Kid
Jack = Dumb-Asshole-Kid

i don´t call you C.J.,
because your initials are
W.C., christoph !!

They are C.J.W.


How cuntish,ha?

:( damn it, i'm gonna have to change my name now.. i'm nice really i swear!

any hyphenated last name involving Smythe.... doss cunt, innit?