People with names that suggest cuntishness

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 09:39 AM

I've come to the conclusion that you can tell a lot about a person, just by knowing their name.

If someone is called Trevor, they're gonna be a bit of a git, but nowhere near as much of a bastard as Gary. And anyone called Perry should just be in jail from birth.

Any girls that have surnames as first names are bound to be really sexy, but in the most obvious possible way.

The above examples are statements of fact, and as such should not be confused with the rambling thoughts of a man with nothing better to do with his time. Just so you know.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2007, 09:44 AM

people named "Jason" are pretty cuntish imo.

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

people named "Jason" are pretty cuntish imo.

I'd agree with that.

nicfit · 11.28.2007, 09:56 AM

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 10:00 AM

I often wonder how successful the Friday the 13th films would've been if they'd decided to call the killer Ian instead of Jason.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2007, 10:00 AM

this thread is full of WIN.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I often wonder how successful the Friday the 13th films would've been if they'd decided to call the killer Ian instead of Jason.

not as.

as well as cuntish, "Jason" is synonymous with "psycho killer".

now if you'll excuse me, I have to pass some more lotion down the well.

nicfit · 11.28.2007, 10:08 AM

Freddy is quite cuntish too.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

Freddy is quite cuntish too.

please, let's not get off the topic of Jason.

11.28.2007, 10:11 AM

Jeremy

nicfit · 11.28.2007, 10:12 AM

you never learn floatinggggg

11.28.2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

Freddy, on the other hand does sound like a not out of the closet yet -straight or gay- person, who is on the edge of becoming obnoxiously pervert.

I always associate Freddy with Fred Lowery, the great whistler.

floatingslowly · 11.28.2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

you never learn floatinggggg

Jason wins that contest. unlike that perv Freddy, he doesn't have to wait until somebody falls asleep.

Freddy may indeed be a bigger cunt for that though.

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Jeremy

I think we have a winner: Jeremy is surely the least trustworthy name imaginable. I believe in some cultures it translates as 'he who has cuntishness in his bones'. Thank God my parents decided to christan me Quentin. A lucky escape.

11.28.2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I think we have a winner: Jeremy is surely the least trustworthy name imaginable. I believe in some cultures it translates as 'he who has cuntishness in his bones'. Thank God my parents decided to christan me Quentin. A lucky escape.

I feel lucky to have a name that is almost universally accepted as a nice one. It helps hiding the cunt behind it much better.

Phlegmscope · 11.28.2007, 10:30 AM

Adolf

the ikara cult · 11.28.2007, 10:32 AM

Anyone who's first or last name begins with A

demonrail666 · 11.28.2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Adolf

Bad, but not as bad as Jeremy.

_slavo_ · 11.28.2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Jeremy

Fishmonkey's first name is Jeremy, that's why I can't agree on this one

HECKLER SPRAY · 11.28.2007, 10:34 AM

Brandon, Dylan, Brenda...
Not Kelly, 'cause I know a very nice person here who's name is Kelly.

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I've come to the conclusion that you can tell a lot about a person, just by knowing their name. If someone is called Trevor, they're gonna be a bit of a git, but nowhere near as much of a bastard as Gary. And anyone called Perry should just be in jail from birth. Any girls that have surnames as first names are bound to be really sexy, but in the most obvious possible way. The above examples are statements of fact, and as such should not be confused with the rambling thoughts of a man with nothing better to do with his time. Just so you know.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I often wonder how successful the Friday the 13th films would've been if they'd decided to call the killer Ian instead of Jason.
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sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Jeremy
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Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	Adolf
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HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	Brandon, Dylan, Brenda... Not Kelly, 'cause I know a very nice person here who's name is Kelly. __________________
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