i'm ghetto as shit.

just popped some heavy d and felt nuthin'.

Wes Anderson movies have this way of being sort of funny and a little clever, so white people in the audience will laugh like crazy. Also, if they don’t get the joke and other white people start laughing, they’ll all join in. It’s pretty much the case that if one dude with glasses laughs, the entire theater will be in stitches within 15 seconds.

White people love a good slave.

"Much like not watching TV, this [vegan/vegetarianism] makes white people pretty hard to deal with on a day to day basis - having dinner, going to restaurants, having them over to watch political debates all become major challenges as they will talk about how they cannot eat anything and would rather that the meat and cheese be thrown in the garbage than put into their bodies."

Hahaha. I hate vegetarians.

I thought everyone liked coffee...except those that drink tea. I spend about 15+ hours a week in a coffee shop, I see every race drinking coffee with almost equal preference.

Coffee sucks. Can't stand it.
I'm a tea person as long as nothing but ice is put in it.

Bahahahahaha
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Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

i hate all hot liquids... i even drink cold sake.

chocolate milk for the win.