Stuff White People Like

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 11:37 AM

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 11:38 AM

Complete list! with #106 being "facebook"

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 11:39 AM

This Is Not Here · 08.01.2008, 11:40 AM

That was quite amusing, cheers!

Cantankerous · 08.01.2008, 11:40 AM

asian girls - i don't really swing that way but they're cute
facebook - stupid, but useful
unpaid internships - fuck no
girls with bangs - for LIFE
bad memories of highschool - no thanks
coffee - yes please
barack obama - no
being offended - no
grammar - don't care

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

That was quite amusing, cheers!

yeah ive been laughing with some of those articles-- i "discovered" it this morning & i couldn't wait to post it here.

This one is about Facebook:

"Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only list one or two ironic things as their favorites. For example under music they would simply list “P.M. Dawn” or under films they would choose only Armageddon. In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people."

ha ha ha ha. awww...

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 12:08 PM

"For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.

"White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard.

"Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain."

davenotdead · 08.01.2008, 12:14 PM

i could care less about #'s : 1,2,8,11,12,13,14,15,17,18, and 20.... and that's only in the first 20... i guess that might be cause i'm only half-white... facebook and girls with bangs are pretty great tho

pbradley · 08.01.2008, 12:15 PM

I do like a few of those things, yes.

gualbert · 08.01.2008, 12:20 PM

What a bunch of racists stereotypes!
Oops , sorry ...you have the right!

Rob Instigator · 08.01.2008, 12:21 PM

I am a white Puerto Rican and I looooooove girls with junk in da trunk

especially at christmas when it's cold and the flesh is horny

nicfit · 08.01.2008, 01:01 PM

no scarlett johannson on the list?

Alex's Trip · 08.01.2008, 01:03 PM

I saw that book somewhere with a friend. I thought #10 was hilarious.

atsonicpark · 08.01.2008, 02:51 PM

# 1 Asian girls for me.

Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

Good shit.

floatingslowly · 08.01.2008, 02:57 PM

if this list is true, I am 8.1538415% Recombinant_Caucausoid!

hooray!

time to go get free stuff!!!

Cantankerous · 08.01.2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

# 1 Asian girls for me.

Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

Good shit.

this list actually made me think of you.

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

if this list is true, I am 8.1538415% Recombinant_Caucausoid!

hooray!

time to go get free stuff!!!

and i'm whiter than i ever thought!

am i an oreo latino? for shame!

asian girls, barack obama, grammar, not having a tv but watching the wire-- i'm all over that shit!

Cantankerous · 08.01.2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and i'm whiter than i ever thought!

am i an oreo latino? for shame!

you'd be one of those weird oreos that's like tan on the outside and white on the inside

i think they're supposed to be vanilla or some shit.

!@#$%! · 08.01.2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you'd be one of those weird oreos that's like tan on the outside and white on the inside

i think they're supposed to be vanilla or some shit.

golden oreo! i just posted it! (beige on the outside/ white on the inside)

time to commit seppukku: about now.

but first-- sushi!

Mostly Harmless · 08.01.2008, 03:16 PM

That's funny.
I don't have a TV.
Though I didn't need this list to tell me how white I was, I'm very glad it was made.
"The Idea of Soccer" was a great addition.

08.01.2008, 11:37 AM	#1
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	#11 Asian Girls #106 Facebook #105 Unpaid Internships #104 Girls with Bangs #83 Bad Memories of High School #1 Coffee #8 Barack Obama #101 Being Offended #99 Grammar http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
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08.01.2008, 11:38 AM	#2
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	Complete list! with #106 being "facebook" #105 Unpaid Internships #104 Girls with Bangs #103 Sweaters #102 Children’s Games as Adults #101 Being Offended #100 Bumper Stickers #99 Grammar #98 The Ivy League #97 Scarves #96 New Balance Shoes #95 Rugby #94 Free Healthcare #93 Music Piracy #92 Book Deals #91 San Francisco #90 Dinner Parties #89 St. Patrick’s Day #88 Having Gay Friends #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes #86 Shorts #85 The Wire #84 T-Shirts #83 Bad Memories of High School #82 Hating Corporations #81 Graduate School #80 The Idea of Soccer #79 Modern Furniture #78 Multilingual Children #77 Musical Comedy #76 Bottles of Water #75 Threatening to Move to Canada #74 Oscar Parties #73 Gentrification #72 Study Abroad #71 Being the only white person around #70 Difficult Breakups #69 Mos Def #68 Michel Gondry #67 Standing Still at Concerts #66 Divorce #65 Co-Ed Sports #64 Recycling #63 Expensive Sandwiches #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People #61 Bicycles #60 Toyota Prius #59 Natural Medicine #58 Japan #57 Juno #56 Lawyers #55 Apologies #54 Kitchen Gadgets #53 Dogs
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08.01.2008, 11:39 AM	#3
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	#52 Sarah Silverman #51 Living by the Water #50 Irony #49 Vintage #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops #47 Arts Degrees #46 The Sunday New York Times #45 Asian Fusion Food #44 Public Radio #43 Plays #42 Sushi #41 Indie Music #40 Apple Products #39 Netflix #38 Arrested Development #37 Renovations #36 Breakfast Places #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report #34 Architecture #33 Marijuana #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism #31 Snowboarding #30 Wrigley Field #29 80s Night #28 Not having a TV #27 Marathons #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) #25 David Sedaris #24 Wine #23 Microbreweries #22 Having Two Last Names #21 Writers Workshops #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture #19 Traveling #18 Awareness #17 Hating their Parents #16 Gifted Children #15 Yoga #14 Having Black Friends #13 Tea #12 Non-Profit Organizations #11 Asian Girls #10 Wes Anderson Movies #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside #8 Barack Obama #7 Diversity #6 Organic Food #5 Farmer’s Markets #4 Assists #3 Film Festivals #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to #1 Coffee
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08.01.2008, 11:40 AM	#4
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	That was quite amusing, cheers! __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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08.01.2008, 11:40 AM	#5
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	asian girls - i don't really swing that way but they're cute facebook - stupid, but useful unpaid internships - fuck no girls with bangs - for LIFE bad memories of highschool - no thanks coffee - yes please barack obama - no being offended - no grammar - don't care __________________ RETIRED
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08.01.2008, 12:08 PM	#7
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	"For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people. "White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard. "Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain."
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08.01.2008, 12:14 PM	#8
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i could care less about #'s : 1,2,8,11,12,13,14,15,17,18, and 20.... and that's only in the first 20... i guess that might be cause i'm only half-white... facebook and girls with bangs are pretty great tho __________________
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08.01.2008, 12:15 PM	#9
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I do like a few of those things, yes.
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08.01.2008, 12:20 PM	#10
gualbert the end of the ugly Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,088	What a bunch of racists stereotypes! Oops , sorry ...you have the right!
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08.01.2008, 12:21 PM	#11
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	I am a white Puerto Rican and I looooooove girls with junk in da trunk especially at christmas when it's cold and the flesh is horny __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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08.01.2008, 01:01 PM	#12
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	no scarlett johannson on the list? __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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08.01.2008, 01:03 PM	#13
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I saw that book somewhere with a friend. I thought #10 was hilarious. __________________ KALOPSIA
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08.01.2008, 02:51 PM	#14
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	# 1 Asian girls for me. Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports. Good shit. __________________
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08.01.2008, 02:57 PM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	if this list is true, I am 8.1538415% Recombinant_Caucausoid! hooray! time to go get free stuff!!!
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08.01.2008, 03:16 PM	#20
Mostly Harmless bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Teenage Wasteland Posts: 205	That's funny. I don't have a TV. Though I didn't need this list to tell me how white I was, I'm very glad it was made. "The Idea of Soccer" was a great addition. __________________ "Is our team has the sniper?" -The ultimate voice of Halo3 team-slayer desperation.
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