You ruined Ultravox, you fucker!
John Foxx 4-Eva.

hey, "hon" is a 100% baltimore word

please post the right moustache accordingly

Mr. Waters' first name isn't Midge.

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if you are named Carson, Eli, or Peyton you have a father who want you to play NFL football

if you are named Stump, Cooter, Zed, Jedidiah, or have Bob as your second name there is a chance you have so called "southern pure-blood" hee-yuk

if you are named Apple, Moon Unit, or Jermajesty you're gonna have to learn to throw bricks at photogs and wish you were born to a plumber

if you are named Kip, then not all the drugs in the world can numb the embarrassment and might as well have been named Cunt

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My name, Patrick, is pretty weird but I don't know what it entails. Patrick Stewart is a cool guy, Pat Buchanan is an asshole, Patrick Swayze creeps me out... who the fuck is Patrick Wolf?

then midge can't say "hon". sorry.

ahh fuck, i thought the title of this thread was 'people with names that suggest cuteness'

If you're a woman and your first name is what most people would consider a surname, you're in porn.

Aint that right Houston?

HAHAHA
she was on howard stern with courtney love. this woman is a piece of work (literally?)

Off topic I know, but jesus christ, this needed sharing.

Allright you fucking bastards, I've had it!!!!

i like how up until page 2, you'd covered my husband, my brother and hitler. awesome.

"2 miniscule men magically appear from camera lens"

and todd gets my vote. or... is that just douchey?

I was about to ask for you girlgun.

ask for me what?

Most Ashleys I know are flakes, and go out of their way for attention towards how "girlie" they can be.
Weird.

No I just realized I haven't seen you in a while.