ps. I also thought you'd give yer pork sword a clever name.


edit: @amerkkangawd

I know, when did I ever say otherwise. Im just saying. It's unstoppable, and I picked up all the best crystals in the kynrath caves my man...you do not want to know how powerful mine is.

I'm a goddamned Sith Lord. In my own right.

star wars dies the moment the word Midichlorians was uttered.

Every fanboy should have shat their pants and renounced George Lucas' bullshit.

I thought is was the day Samuel L. Jackson stepped on set?

vending machines dude, vending machines ;)

Yes








Pork swords are fictional right?!?

The pen is mightier than the sword.

True, which is why we enjoy what came before.

Actually, KOTOR is what got me back into Star Wars after the new movies turned me off.

sephiroths masamune is better imo

I'm generally fond of thinner blades as well, mainly in that they can be wielded more artfully. But Guts has his enormous slab of iron that he wields with great ease. And, a subtle difference, but I more so understood it as being stained by the thousands of evil spirits he'd slain, over time becoming tempered by their very evil.




It has no name, but an insignia: the trampled rose.

I take it you've obviously never tried to fend off a legion of orks with a biro.

Too busy sipping from a teeming cup of his father's urine to look up and take notice of the looming orc threat. They're riding through our streets on the backs of wolves and Keeping It Simple has a mustache of frothy piss.

must spread rep.


that's what i'm talkin' 'bout.

peace is a lie, there is only passion.
through passion, I gain strength.
through strength, I gain power.
through power, I gain victory.
through victory, my chains are broken.
the force shall free me.

I'm sorry, but yr wrong!!






























































orcs ride worgs.

My whole life I never understood people getting turned on by videogame characters and the hilarious laura croft shennanigans...

That was before Bastila.

And long before she got naughty on the dark side with Lord Revan.