which fictional sword would you yield?

jon boy · 05.18.2010, 12:01 AM

innit

Dead-Air · 05.18.2010, 12:27 AM

Stormfuckingbringer.

amerikangod · 05.18.2010, 12:32 AM

I'm not familiar with thundercars.

jon boy · 05.18.2010, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I'm not familiar with thundercars.

they are like thundercats but with big wheels for the pimp my ride generation.

davenotdead · 05.18.2010, 12:44 AM

pretty sure you can see thru' chicks' clothing with the sword of omens.

atsonicpark · 05.18.2010, 01:51 AM

gunblade I guess.

pbradley · 05.18.2010, 04:02 AM

I'm rather apathetic about owning any sword but, for variety's sake, I'll say Siefreid's Gram.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.18.2010, 04:43 AM

shouldn't the thread title be wield, not yield?

tw2113 · 05.18.2010, 05:25 AM

whatever sword Blackbeard the Pirate wielded

akprodr · 05.18.2010, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

shouldn't the thread title be wield, not yield?

Its actually a pacifist thread. How would you give up...

Derek · 05.18.2010, 06:10 AM

The master sword.

space · 05.18.2010, 06:34 AM

my mind is a sword.

Lurker · 05.18.2010, 07:58 AM

My mind is a pastime.

terminal pharmacy · 05.18.2010, 08:14 AM

hattori hanzo is not so fictional - samurai in the 16th century

but i'll just continue to wield my pork sword

Toilet & Bowels · 05.18.2010, 08:54 AM

also hattori hanzo is a dude not a sword

demonrail666 · 05.18.2010, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Stormfuckingbringer.

This.

Elric, fuck the rest!

EDIT: Can we include axes though? If we can, then Slaine's Brainbiter too.

space · 05.18.2010, 12:13 PM

I would never want a sword that's been forged for another, as it could and would not ever be bound to me.

that said, these things (at least the legendary kind), name themselves.

for now, I'll call it Fluxcapacitor.

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.18.2010, 12:17 PM

space · 05.18.2010, 12:27 PM

even lightsabers require that their force-crystals be attuned/aligned to the specific force emanations of the user.

you can't just "pick one up".

sayin'.

Better_Than_Deux · 05.18.2010, 02:03 PM

SOUL CALIBUR

which i am going to win in the upcoming soul calibur 2 tournament this sunday. me and hayden are going to be on a secret team so we can share the sword if one of us wins.

and believe me, bitches, IMA WIN.

View Poll Results: which sword
the sword of omens (thundercars)	2	11.76%
hattori hanzo (kill bill)	4	23.53%
excalibur	3	17.65%
other (pork sword included)	8	47.06%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

05.18.2010, 12:01 AM	#1
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I'm not familiar with thundercars. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	gunblade I guess. __________________
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05.18.2010, 04:02 AM	#7
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I'm rather apathetic about owning any sword but, for variety's sake, I'll say Siefreid's Gram.
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05.18.2010, 04:43 AM	#8
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	shouldn't the thread title be wield, not yield?
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05.18.2010, 05:25 AM	#9
tw2113 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,156	whatever sword Blackbeard the Pirate wielded __________________ Shake shake
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05.18.2010, 06:10 AM	#11
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	The master sword.
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05.18.2010, 06:34 AM	#12
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	my mind is a sword.
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	My mind is a pastime.
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05.18.2010, 08:14 AM	#14
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	hattori hanzo is not so fictional - samurai in the 16th century but i'll just continue to wield my pork sword
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05.18.2010, 08:54 AM	#15
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	also hattori hanzo is a dude not a sword
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05.18.2010, 12:13 PM	#17
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	I would never want a sword that's been forged for another, as it could and would not ever be bound to me. that said, these things (at least the legendary kind), name themselves. for now, I'll call it Fluxcapacitor.
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805
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05.18.2010, 12:27 PM	#19
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	even lightsabers require that their force-crystals be attuned/aligned to the specific force emanations of the user. you can't just "pick one up". sayin'.
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05.18.2010, 02:03 PM	#20
Better_Than_Deux children of satan Join Date: May 2009 Location: minnesota Posts: 325	SOUL CALIBUR which i am going to win in the upcoming soul calibur 2 tournament this sunday. me and hayden are going to be on a secret team so we can share the sword if one of us wins. and believe me, bitches, IMA WIN. __________________
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