nI just woke up. I'm in class and I just fell asleep. It was a dream where I was carrying 2 CD's on me, and my friend was with me. This guy walked up and took my Sunburned hand of the man CD, and said he wouldn't give it back unless I gave him my dreamweaver MX Cd, and I said no. In the end, I lost the Sunburned CD, but my brother went up to me and said that he had a burned copy, so it was okay

towelie is the best new poster on this entire site.

I find his humor bland and just a reinactment of an existing character. I prefer KP-016 or Random Homie because they have the decency to generate their own humor style, which leaves more room to expand on than just copying someone and sticking to those conventions

that's lame, buzzo

The other night I had a dream were I was like, "Oh my fuck, I'm in a dream! Whatever just sleep."
It was definitely weird.

I dreamt last night that I broke up with my boyfriend and started seeing my best friends friend.

Last night I dreampt that I was in my high school and I was running through the senior hall, but as soon as I made it to the end of the hall I realized I was dreaming and could do what ever I wanted to and then I was all of the sudden in my room with these two girls that I used to be friends with (they're big sluts now) and I kept asking them if I could try on their hulter tops...?

It was the weirdest fucking dream ever. I don't even like hulter tops.

I dreamt about you, EMMAh.

You had replaced the needle on my tonearm with an old Victrola needle and were playing all my LPs at 78rpm and tearing the crap out of them. I was horrified.

But when I went to ask you why you did this, you were nowhere to be found.

Hahahah! Don't worry, I won't trash your records :D

we once found a record player that had no needle, so we got a real sewing needle and bent it and used that for a small tiny amount of time just to see if it worked...and it did, was cool.

good morning. i had this dream that i was in the mountains with my granma and all these cats were coming around, and my granma was feeding them.

then i kept climbing the mountain and then there was bees and then i woke up.


last nights dream was funny. i saw sonic youth playing and some people from school, but the gig was in a theatre and we were sitting down while they were playing.
then we went to germany, and then there was all these hot chicks around......

I was in some sort of spaceship and I didn't know where we we're going to when suddenly all the passengers dissapeared one by one because they had to go along with the tour guide(?). And eventually I'm the only one on the ship and I freak out. So I open the gate and I look down and I see an ocean which suddenly gets covered by some weird goo-like thing. And then I take some weird alien gun and I shoot myself.

Very VERY freaky dream.

yeah, crazy

i have this reoccuring dream (not always the same but the same theme) where i am in a village at the coast and someone comes up to me with a wounded person (it's always someone else, last night it was a toddler but it has been an old woman too) who is losing a lot of blood, and they say i have to take the person to the hospital far away so it can get blood, so i make this whole journey and it always ends up with me losing the wounded person and running around trying to find him or her.

so in my dream i was in england but from england you could see the statue of liberty, she was huge and she looked like wonderwoman. and so there russian assassins came to america and tore her down and there was a war.

you dreamt about russian assasins too???

there was one in my dream when the toddler disappeared.. everyone thought he had done it but no one could prove it!

yeah they had brown uniforms and laser guns, my dream was set hundreds of years in the future.

my dream was just now and he was wearing shorts and the ugliest shirt i've seen in ages.

All my teeth falling out of my bloody gums.

I got in a fight with my girl's ex.