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sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:01 AM

Now that Jesus is dead.....
 
...let's slag him off a bit. For a start, his choice of footwear was ridicooolouuusss. I'm being kind.

Washing Machine 04.09.2007 06:08 AM

I dunno Jesus was awesome. Shame about 'Christianity'. That doesn't seem to share any of that peace and love thing hippy thing the cool dude was going for.

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:12 AM

Yeah but he let people kiss his feet. Only tokolosh would be capable of such things. Christianity is such an easy target for vile jokes. As well as Islam and such.

jon boy 04.09.2007 06:13 AM

the way he treated his wife and kids jeez what was he thinking?

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:16 AM

If anyone watched the movie by Mel 'I'm such a bigoted anti- semitic CUNT' Gibson, did you not enjoy the endless torture he was put through?

cuetzpalin 04.09.2007 06:16 AM

AND remember! always look on the bright side of life..
 

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:19 AM

Actually, this thread was meant to be called :

Torture a Jesus lookalike. For Jesus.

Washing Machine 04.09.2007 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Yeah but he let people kiss his feet. Only tokolosh would be capable of such things. Christianity is such an easy target for vile jokes. As well as Islam and such.


Well of course its easy...Burning bushes that talk, ships huge enough to hold 2 of every species, women coming from ribs, talking serpents! Where does one begin?

Seriously though...

Perhaps Jesus had a foot fetish?

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:28 AM

I find it easy to slag off people that are fictional. They can't answer back.

cuetzpalin 04.09.2007 06:30 AM

you think that gsus wasn't real? or what?

Washing Machine 04.09.2007 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I find it easy to slag off people that are fictional. They can't answer back.


I feel exactly the same about the Bush administration

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:32 AM

No, because i don't know who gsus is. Or else that's his internet username.

cuetzpalin 04.09.2007 06:38 AM

jesus was alcoholic, a bit aggresive and he liked to fuck a lot:D all that christianity thing is one big lie, that's obvious. you guys should watch bbc from time to time;)

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
thers two ways to believe in Jesus....

either he was indeed the son of god...or....he was a lunatic.

the end.

Fuck off. Noone asked you.

Washing Machine 04.09.2007 06:57 AM

None of us actually knew Jesus so to past judgement on him seems very unfair (this includes his most ardent fans too).

To be fair its the idea of 'Worship' I don't like. I find the worship of anything (people, gods, objects, bands) quite unneaving. I dont think the 'oh you are so much better than me, so brilliant, I could never hope to ever be as great as you' subservient nature of worship is healthy.

The other thing is I would hope the creator of the universe and everything would be far and above wanting such ego trips.

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 06:59 AM

Pre- fabricated is the most underestimated term in the history of languages, as well as a widespread practice that lived through blood and torture.

Washing Machine 04.09.2007 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
wel, i just hope "the creator" (if theres such a thing) is more intelligent than the idiot so called "believers" make em out to be.


Exactly. I can't tell you if there is a creative force, nobody knows...but the christian view of a father figure who sololy looks over planet earth and intercepts constantly in others lifes seems extremely hard to buy. Faith is in essense revelling in your own arragance. I don't know what is out there so with absolutely no evidence I dont claim to know either.

Washing Machine 04.09.2007 07:33 AM

yeah why can't people be humble and just admit to not knowing. We should be more open-minded. Open to whatever new information comes are way. Religion is constantly fighting reason.

Iain 04.09.2007 07:37 AM

Yes, but to be fair there are an amlost equal number of smug, arrogant atheists who will claim for a fact that God doesn't exist. Like Richard Dawkins who is an utter cunt who gives non-religious people a bad name.

sarramkrop 04.09.2007 07:39 AM

I can't really say much more about this for ethical reasons. Not smugness.


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