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Old 04.09.2007, 06:01 AM   #1
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...let's slag him off a bit. For a start, his choice of footwear was ridicooolouuusss. I'm being kind.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:08 AM   #2
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I dunno Jesus was awesome. Shame about 'Christianity'. That doesn't seem to share any of that peace and love thing hippy thing the cool dude was going for.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:12 AM   #3
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Yeah but he let people kiss his feet. Only tokolosh would be capable of such things. Christianity is such an easy target for vile jokes. As well as Islam and such.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:13 AM   #4
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the way he treated his wife and kids jeez what was he thinking?
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:16 AM   #5
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If anyone watched the movie by Mel 'I'm such a bigoted anti- semitic CUNT' Gibson, did you not enjoy the endless torture he was put through?
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:16 AM   #6
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:19 AM   #7
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Actually, this thread was meant to be called :

Torture a Jesus lookalike. For Jesus.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:21 AM   #8
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Yeah but he let people kiss his feet. Only tokolosh would be capable of such things. Christianity is such an easy target for vile jokes. As well as Islam and such.

Well of course its easy...Burning bushes that talk, ships huge enough to hold 2 of every species, women coming from ribs, talking serpents! Where does one begin?

Seriously though...

Perhaps Jesus had a foot fetish?
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:28 AM   #9
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I find it easy to slag off people that are fictional. They can't answer back.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:30 AM   #10
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you think that gsus wasn't real? or what?
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:31 AM   #11
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I find it easy to slag off people that are fictional. They can't answer back.

I feel exactly the same about the Bush administration
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:32 AM   #12
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No, because i don't know who gsus is. Or else that's his internet username.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:38 AM   #13
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jesus was alcoholic, a bit aggresive and he liked to fuck a lot all that christianity thing is one big lie, that's obvious. you guys should watch bbc from time to time
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:45 AM   #14
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thers two ways to believe in Jesus....

either he was indeed the son of god...or....he was a lunatic.

the end.
Fuck off. Noone asked you.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:57 AM   #15
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None of us actually knew Jesus so to past judgement on him seems very unfair (this includes his most ardent fans too).

To be fair its the idea of 'Worship' I don't like. I find the worship of anything (people, gods, objects, bands) quite unneaving. I dont think the 'oh you are so much better than me, so brilliant, I could never hope to ever be as great as you' subservient nature of worship is healthy.

The other thing is I would hope the creator of the universe and everything would be far and above wanting such ego trips.
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Old 04.09.2007, 06:59 AM   #16
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Pre- fabricated is the most underestimated term in the history of languages, as well as a widespread practice that lived through blood and torture.
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Old 04.09.2007, 07:17 AM   #17
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wel, i just hope "the creator" (if theres such a thing) is more intelligent than the idiot so called "believers" make em out to be.

Exactly. I can't tell you if there is a creative force, nobody knows...but the christian view of a father figure who sololy looks over planet earth and intercepts constantly in others lifes seems extremely hard to buy. Faith is in essense revelling in your own arragance. I don't know what is out there so with absolutely no evidence I dont claim to know either.
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Old 04.09.2007, 07:33 AM   #18
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yeah why can't people be humble and just admit to not knowing. We should be more open-minded. Open to whatever new information comes are way. Religion is constantly fighting reason.
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Old 04.09.2007, 07:37 AM   #19
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Yes, but to be fair there are an amlost equal number of smug, arrogant atheists who will claim for a fact that God doesn't exist. Like Richard Dawkins who is an utter cunt who gives non-religious people a bad name.
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I can't really say much more about this for ethical reasons. Not smugness.
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