Oh, the youth of today...
 

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holy fucking shit are you serious??

a lot of genetic defects you think, bad drugs, or what?

healthy? i what way??

Out of ALL shows you can shit your pants to....why the fuck would it be the simpsons?! The kid's got problems.

He's probably already seen the episode too.

that's really the worst part. how could he just sit there in it?

holding it until a commercial and losing the fight....I might give to him. he's a kid afterall. but SITTING in it?

nasty.

hope they scrubbed the carpet. :eek:

that is great!!!
me and my brother have plotted pooping our pants in class many times just to see the reactions.
shitting your pants is brilliant and true art.

a friend shit herself at my house one night
i had a couple of people over... like 15 of us
we were drinking margaritas and having a good time
well, girl goes to bathroom
her ride is about to leave
they are knocking on the door and shes like hold on hold onnn
so they leave her there
30 minutes later, 2 friends and i are cleaning up around my bar and living room upstairs
one of them had to pee and the bathroom was locked
he knocked and the girl was like "hold onnnn"
so 10 minutes later, he was like "hey nancy is in the bathroom or something and shes been in there for a while"
so we all go to the door and we're like "hey, are you ok? we're coming in"
and she was like "HOLD oooonnn im coming out in 2 minutes"
so she comes out and it smells HORRIBLE
we thought she had puked or something
so she says she needs a ride
we all hop in my friends car and it starts to fucking STINK
we put the windows down
we're on the freeway going like 70 and it STILL fucking stinks
i almost threw up a couple of times

so we get to her house, drop her off
and we're like "why the fuck did it smell so bad...?"
i look at the spot she sat.... THERES A FUCKING SHIT STAIN!
we all FREAK out
we rush back to my house, my friend threw up twice out the window
he cleans his car while my other friend and i finish cleaning up inside the house
we walk in the bathroom and it fucking SMELLS like shit
theres shit all over my floor and toilet
i throw up, he throws up
we were too drunk to deal with it, so we were like fuck it
i paid my friends sister to clean up the bathroom the next day cause i didnt want to do it and the maid wasnt coming for another 3 days
not only that, how the fuck would i explain to her what happened?

so i call my girl the next day and tell her what happened
she starts cracking up and tells me the girl called her and told her that her dress had mud stains cause she sat in mud the night before

i dont know, i thought id share that story with you guys

My little brother has been known to keep jars of piss in his room because he is too lazy to make the trip to the bathroom. He shits himself too. And he's 16.

ewww

Ha.

holy shit, is he a junkie?

though junkies are generally constipated...

he ain't no kid, he's 14, goddamnit. that's not like when you're 3 so that you can shit yourself.

ain't that a B

how did she manage to get shit on your floor? did you never take the issue up with her?



my ex-girlfriend knew a couple who were into coprophilia

apparently lou reed and david byrne are both into that sort of thing too

I have known of people pissing themselves during a show so as not to miss a second of it, but number two? For TV?

yeah, somebody needs to tell that kid about about video recorders

your range of acquaintances is broader than mine, unless we're talking kindergarten.

Figures.

whats coprophilia? i'm scared to google it.

copros = shit

philos = love (roughly)

we also have coprolalia. that's what my username stands for.

coprophagia on the other hand... well that's different

that's the one that makes me wanna vomit the most.

:eek:

we think she wasnt wearing panties and it just kinda... dropped out when she was roaming in there
we brought the issue up the next day but she denied it ever happened

Fantastic.

"holy shit" man

of course she's gonna deny! in these cases it's best to spare people the shame & pretend nothing happened.

was she coking up? surely she was betrayed by her bowels. (i would not be surprise a mixture of coke + alcohol diarrhea)

ogh, this is when car leather or vinyl seats come handy-- cloth-- ayayay--

maybe some of this??

yeah, she was doing a bunch of coke that night
she was also drinking and had taken a bar (xanax)

my friends car has cloth seats....
!!!!

i think the stain is still there.

truly, i often think i am a psychic! :D

children: drugs are bad for you. they make you shit your pants. and that's just the beginning.

where were you when Nancy Reagan needed you the most??

More shitstories please.

not sure-- kindergarten? grade school? drugged out of my wits?

My first year of nursery school is memorable because this one girl somehow crapped off the toilet and she tracked it all through the nursery school before the nursery school 'teacher' caught on, teacher was so angry she made the parents come pick us up early.

Other than some kind of incipient psychosis, there is absolutely no excuse for someone to crap themselves so they don't miss a TV show. That kid either needs severe help or to get slapped. Lately I'd lean to the latter.

I thought this news story might be appropriate


18 Students Fed Laxative in Doughnutshttp://img.breitbart.com/images/ap.gifhttp://www.breitbart.com/images/common/dot.gifMar 30 HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) - Some Long Island eighth graders apparently got an early start on April Fool's Day pranks on Friday, when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates, school officials said.
There were no apparent injuries, although ambulances were dispatched to the Sequoya Middle School as a precaution, a spokeswoman for the Sachem School District said.
"Approximately 18 students ate the doughnuts," the district said in a statement. "Although the students are feeling well, the school is taking precautionary measures." Police were investigating and parents were been informed about the situation. Classes proceeded as usual, but parents were given the option to pick up their children. The district said it would take "appropriate disciplinary action."

haha
That reminds me of the time in 7th grade one of my friends put laxatives in my teacher's coffee when she wasn't looking.

I have been victim of shitting myself in my sleep before (around 5th grade)

i wouldn't have cleaned that up, i would have made her come back and do it herself

I can't believe that so many people have shit themselves outside of their nappy days. Not that I'm criticising or anything...just surprised.

what kind of coke?

the kind mixed with baby laxative?

also the adrenalin rush of coke probably makes you need a shit too

I shit myself in a target when I was like...5 or 6. I'm guessing age based on the fact that I had (ruined) my power ranger underwear.