Oh, the youth of today...

EMMAh · 03.29.2007, 11:07 PM

fghfhfghfh

!@#$%! · 03.29.2007, 11:10 PM

holy fucking shit are you serious??

a lot of genetic defects you think, bad drugs, or what?

!@#$%! · 03.29.2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Hahah, dead serious. He's a healthy, non drug using kid.

healthy? i what way??

Inhuman · 03.29.2007, 11:43 PM

Out of ALL shows you can shit your pants to....why the fuck would it be the simpsons?! The kid's got problems.

Alex's Trip · 03.29.2007, 11:50 PM

He's probably already seen the episode too.

floatingslowly · 03.30.2007, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

They had no clue why and were really grossed out when the smell didn't go away after a long time.

that's really the worst part. how could he just sit there in it?

holding it until a commercial and losing the fight....I might give to him. he's a kid afterall. but SITTING in it?

nasty.

hope they scrubbed the carpet.

timtimtim · 03.30.2007, 12:25 AM

that is great!!!
me and my brother have plotted pooping our pants in class many times just to see the reactions.
shitting your pants is brilliant and true art.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 03.30.2007, 01:04 AM

a friend shit herself at my house one night
i had a couple of people over... like 15 of us
we were drinking margaritas and having a good time
well, girl goes to bathroom
her ride is about to leave
they are knocking on the door and shes like hold on hold onnn
so they leave her there
30 minutes later, 2 friends and i are cleaning up around my bar and living room upstairs
one of them had to pee and the bathroom was locked
he knocked and the girl was like "hold onnnn"
so 10 minutes later, he was like "hey nancy is in the bathroom or something and shes been in there for a while"
so we all go to the door and we're like "hey, are you ok? we're coming in"
and she was like "HOLD oooonnn im coming out in 2 minutes"
so she comes out and it smells HORRIBLE
we thought she had puked or something
so she says she needs a ride
we all hop in my friends car and it starts to fucking STINK
we put the windows down
we're on the freeway going like 70 and it STILL fucking stinks
i almost threw up a couple of times

so we get to her house, drop her off
and we're like "why the fuck did it smell so bad...?"
i look at the spot she sat.... THERES A FUCKING SHIT STAIN!
we all FREAK out
we rush back to my house, my friend threw up twice out the window
he cleans his car while my other friend and i finish cleaning up inside the house
we walk in the bathroom and it fucking SMELLS like shit
theres shit all over my floor and toilet
i throw up, he throws up
we were too drunk to deal with it, so we were like fuck it
i paid my friends sister to clean up the bathroom the next day cause i didnt want to do it and the maid wasnt coming for another 3 days
not only that, how the fuck would i explain to her what happened?

so i call my girl the next day and tell her what happened
she starts cracking up and tells me the girl called her and told her that her dress had mud stains cause she sat in mud the night before

i dont know, i thought id share that story with you guys

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.30.2007, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

So, I was talking to a girl in my English class today and she was telling me about her being over at her boyfriend's house one day watching The Simpsons. They were just sitting there with her boyfriend's little brother, being all normal, when the room fills with the smell of shit. They had no clue why and were really grossed out when the smell didn't go away after a long time. At the end of the episode, the little brother (who's 14) gets up and waddles away without really moving his legs. Why you ask? Because he shit his motherfucking pants so he wouldn't miss The Simpsons. Ridiculous, no? People are just getting so damn lazy.

My little brother has been known to keep jars of piss in his room because he is too lazy to make the trip to the bathroom. He shits himself too. And he's 16.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 03.30.2007, 01:36 AM

SynthethicalY · 03.30.2007, 01:45 AM

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

My little brother has been known to keep jars of piss in his room because he is too lazy to make the trip to the bathroom. He shits himself too. And he's 16.

holy shit, is he a junkie?

though junkies are generally constipated...

_slavo_ · 03.30.2007, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

holding it until a commercial and losing the fight....I might give to him. he's a kid afterall. but SITTING in it?

nasty.

he ain't no kid, he's 14, goddamnit. that's not like when you're 3 so that you can shit yourself.

startur · 03.30.2007, 03:04 AM

ain't that a B

Toilet & Bowels · 03.30.2007, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

a friend shit herself at my house one night
i had a couple of people over... like 15 of us
we were drinking margaritas and having a good time
well, girl goes to bathroom
her ride is about to leave
they are knocking on the door and shes like hold on hold onnn
so they leave her there
30 minutes later, 2 friends and i are cleaning up around my bar and living room upstairs
one of them had to pee and the bathroom was locked
he knocked and the girl was like "hold onnnn"
so 10 minutes later, he was like "hey nancy is in the bathroom or something and shes been in there for a while"
so we all go to the door and we're like "hey, are you ok? we're coming in"
and she was like "HOLD oooonnn im coming out in 2 minutes"
so she comes out and it smells HORRIBLE
we thought she had puked or something
so she says she needs a ride
we all hop in my friends car and it starts to fucking STINK
we put the windows down
we're on the freeway going like 70 and it STILL fucking stinks
i almost threw up a couple of times

so we get to her house, drop her off
and we're like "why the fuck did it smell so bad...?"
i look at the spot she sat.... THERES A FUCKING SHIT STAIN!
we all FREAK out
we rush back to my house, my friend threw up twice out the window
he cleans his car while my other friend and i finish cleaning up inside the house
we walk in the bathroom and it fucking SMELLS like shit
theres shit all over my floor and toilet
i throw up, he throws up
we were too drunk to deal with it, so we were like fuck it
i paid my friends sister to clean up the bathroom the next day cause i didnt want to do it and the maid wasnt coming for another 3 days
not only that, how the fuck would i explain to her what happened?

so i call my girl the next day and tell her what happened
she starts cracking up and tells me the girl called her and told her that her dress had mud stains cause she sat in mud the night before

i dont know, i thought id share that story with you guys

how did she manage to get shit on your floor? did you never take the issue up with her?

my ex-girlfriend knew a couple who were into coprophilia

Toilet & Bowels · 03.30.2007, 05:59 AM

apparently lou reed and david byrne are both into that sort of thing too

Savage Clone · 03.30.2007, 08:40 AM

I have known of people pissing themselves during a show so as not to miss a second of it, but number two? For TV?

Toilet & Bowels · 03.30.2007, 08:44 AM

yeah, somebody needs to tell that kid about about video recorders

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I have known of people pissing themselves during a show so as not to miss a second of it, but number two? For TV?

your range of acquaintances is broader than mine, unless we're talking kindergarten.

luxinterior · 03.30.2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

apparently lou reed and david byrne are both into that sort of thing too

Figures.

03.29.2007, 11:07 PM	#1
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	fghfhfghfh __________________
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	holy fucking shit are you serious?? a lot of genetic defects you think, bad drugs, or what?
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Out of ALL shows you can shit your pants to....why the fuck would it be the simpsons?! The kid's got problems. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	He's probably already seen the episode too.
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03.30.2007, 12:25 AM	#7
timtimtim children of satan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 245	that is great!!! me and my brother have plotted pooping our pants in class many times just to see the reactions. shitting your pants is brilliant and true art.
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03.30.2007, 01:04 AM	#8
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	a friend shit herself at my house one night i had a couple of people over... like 15 of us we were drinking margaritas and having a good time well, girl goes to bathroom her ride is about to leave they are knocking on the door and shes like hold on hold onnn so they leave her there 30 minutes later, 2 friends and i are cleaning up around my bar and living room upstairs one of them had to pee and the bathroom was locked he knocked and the girl was like "hold onnnn" so 10 minutes later, he was like "hey nancy is in the bathroom or something and shes been in there for a while" so we all go to the door and we're like "hey, are you ok? we're coming in" and she was like "HOLD oooonnn im coming out in 2 minutes" so she comes out and it smells HORRIBLE we thought she had puked or something so she says she needs a ride we all hop in my friends car and it starts to fucking STINK we put the windows down we're on the freeway going like 70 and it STILL fucking stinks i almost threw up a couple of times so we get to her house, drop her off and we're like "why the fuck did it smell so bad...?" i look at the spot she sat.... THERES A FUCKING SHIT STAIN! we all FREAK out we rush back to my house, my friend threw up twice out the window he cleans his car while my other friend and i finish cleaning up inside the house we walk in the bathroom and it fucking SMELLS like shit theres shit all over my floor and toilet i throw up, he throws up we were too drunk to deal with it, so we were like fuck it i paid my friends sister to clean up the bathroom the next day cause i didnt want to do it and the maid wasnt coming for another 3 days not only that, how the fuck would i explain to her what happened? so i call my girl the next day and tell her what happened she starts cracking up and tells me the girl called her and told her that her dress had mud stains cause she sat in mud the night before i dont know, i thought id share that story with you guys
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	ewww
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	apparently lou reed and david byrne are both into that sort of thing too
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I have known of people pissing themselves during a show so as not to miss a second of it, but number two? For TV?
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	yeah, somebody needs to tell that kid about about video recorders
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