People with names that suggest cuntishness
 

I've come to the conclusion that you can tell a lot about a person, just by knowing their name.

If someone is called Trevor, they're gonna be a bit of a git, but nowhere near as much of a bastard as Gary. And anyone called Perry should just be in jail from birth.

Any girls that have surnames as first names are bound to be really sexy, but in the most obvious possible way.

The above examples are statements of fact, and as such should not be confused with the rambling thoughts of a man with nothing better to do with his time. Just so you know.

people named "Jason" are pretty cuntish imo.

I'd agree with that.

I often wonder how successful the Friday the 13th films would've been if they'd decided to call the killer Ian instead of Jason.

this thread is full of WIN.

not as.

as well as cuntish, "Jason" is synonymous with "psycho killer".

now if you'll excuse me, I have to pass some more lotion down the well.

Freddy is quite cuntish too.

please, let's not get off the topic of Jason.

Jeremy

you never learn floatinggggg

I always associate Freddy with Fred Lowery, the great whistler.

Jason wins that contest. unlike that perv Freddy, he doesn't have to wait until somebody falls asleep.

Freddy may indeed be a bigger cunt for that though.

I think we have a winner: Jeremy is surely the least trustworthy name imaginable. I believe in some cultures it translates as 'he who has cuntishness in his bones'. Thank God my parents decided to christan me Quentin. A lucky escape.

I feel lucky to have a name that is almost universally accepted as a nice one. It helps hiding the cunt behind it much better.

Adolf

Anyone who's first or last name begins with A

Bad, but not as bad as Jeremy.

Fishmonkey's first name is Jeremy, that's why I can't agree on this one ;)

Brandon, Dylan, Brenda...
Not Kelly, 'cause I know a very nice person here who's name is Kelly.;)

I know someone who is called Brenda and she's lovely too. ;)

Brenda is a doctor's receptionists name

The name itself suggests a neurotic housewife who gets drunk on gin while her husband is at work, but we can't help choosing what our names are, can we?;)

Brenda is a name that suggests the smell of clean clothes and glasses attached to a chain. It's a sensible, motherly name.

Anybody named Brenda would find it nigh on impossible to commit a crime.

That sounds more like a "Sway" to me

somebody's been watching too much BH90210. :p

Given that people with names such as Brenda and Alistair seem incapable of breaking the law, maybe all children should be christened one or the other at birth. The crime rates would plummet. To avoid confusion a boy could simply be called Alistair, and then a number: Alistair45674, for example. God, I really should run the world.

Jihad is a very cuntish boys name.
Same goes for Mariah.

This is fallacious reasoning.
I bet the % of criminals named Selfetzer is even lower.
ha ha

Fanny

Or those whose name is Cunt.

Killjoy! Your name isn't Jeremy by any chance?

Reginald.
Larry.
Troy.
Mike.
"Junior".
Jonathan.

Jeremiah Jasonitis Frederick Petite Chardonnay III , to be precise.

i'd hit it and quit it

An American trend I know, but people who are known by their first two intitials (C.J. for example) make me deeply suspicious.

or a dental hygienist.

Anyone for Denis? Messrs Thatcher and Healey come to mind.

Aslo, how about Noel? Noel Edmonds, Noel Gallagher...

Florence/Dot/Midge = truck stop waitress

"How ya want those eggs hon?"