Would you have sex with Ringo Starr?
 

huh?

How much money is involved?

Beards are a dealbreaker, sorry.

no monies. see poll options

if someone paid me an exorbitant sum of money, yes. factoring in the unlikeliness of that happening, NO.

i actually watched like five minutes of his special on vh1 classics and it was fucking horrible.

he's the least talented of the beatles, followed by paul mccartney, and an utter douchebag.

is scarlett johansson just coming with me to ringo's place and then waiting in the car, or is she cumming with me in ringo's bed while he's in the bathroom putting his dentures in?

so what if someone did offer you that large sum of dough, but only if you agreed that the person frontin the dough could videotape the act for his private use?

Scarlett gets to hold your hand through the whole ordeal... maybe if youre suave, you can convince her to join in

sure. and i'm talking a HUGE sum of money. like enough so that i wouldn't have to work another day in my life.

only if ringo's the bottom. and scarlett pees on him.

Has anyone ever noticed Ringo's face on the front cover of Help?, he looks like a melting candle for fucks sake...

not one solid 'yes' yet...c'mon guys... this guy is Beatle. a genuine legend and world icon

HE'S STILL A TWAT.
there are a number of old rock stars who i would still fuck. i wouldn't have fucked ringo when he was young.

Agreed.

yes

Men on Films.

Inspired by Cantankershorts post:

Beatles musical talent:
John Lennon>Paul Mcartney>Ringo Star>George Harrison

The last two are debatable, but honestly most of while my guitar gently weeps was played by eric clapton.

george harrison > john lennon > (paul mccartney = ringo starr)

My order would be:
McCartney > Lennon > Harrison > Starr

hey, if you feel like fucking him, you don't have to consult with us you know

of course i dont. i do as i please. of course, if i were going to, should i wear assless chaps or just no pants and a nice polo shirt?

again, that's your call.

but i'd say the assless chaps would be more suitable for the occasion though.

ringo wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole, for sure

image googling 'sex with Ringo' produced some not-so-interesting results ... though Natalie Wood was delicious in her day