Would you have sex with Ringo Starr?

davenotdead · 02.12.2008, 05:28 PM

huh?

✌➬ · 02.12.2008, 05:29 PM

How much money is involved?

Savage Clone · 02.12.2008, 05:30 PM

Beards are a dealbreaker, sorry.

davenotdead · 02.12.2008, 05:30 PM

no monies. see poll options

Cantankerous · 02.12.2008, 05:34 PM

if someone paid me an exorbitant sum of money, yes. factoring in the unlikeliness of that happening, NO.

uhler · 02.12.2008, 05:36 PM

i actually watched like five minutes of his special on vh1 classics and it was fucking horrible.

Cantankerous · 02.12.2008, 05:39 PM

he's the least talented of the beatles, followed by paul mccartney, and an utter douchebag.

m1rr0r dash · 02.12.2008, 05:41 PM

is scarlett johansson just coming with me to ringo's place and then waiting in the car, or is she cumming with me in ringo's bed while he's in the bathroom putting his dentures in?

davenotdead · 02.12.2008, 05:42 PM

so what if someone did offer you that large sum of dough, but only if you agreed that the person frontin the dough could videotape the act for his private use?

davenotdead · 02.12.2008, 05:42 PM

Scarlett gets to hold your hand through the whole ordeal... maybe if youre suave, you can convince her to join in

Cantankerous · 02.12.2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

so what if someone did offer you that large sum of dough, but only if you agreed that the person frontin the dough could videotape the act for his private use?

sure. and i'm talking a HUGE sum of money. like enough so that i wouldn't have to work another day in my life.

m1rr0r dash · 02.12.2008, 05:46 PM

only if ringo's the bottom. and scarlett pees on him.

This Is Not Here · 02.12.2008, 05:52 PM

Has anyone ever noticed Ringo's face on the front cover of Help?, he looks like a melting candle for fucks sake...

davenotdead · 02.12.2008, 05:59 PM

not one solid 'yes' yet...c'mon guys... this guy is Beatle. a genuine legend and world icon

Cantankerous · 02.12.2008, 06:01 PM

HE'S STILL A TWAT.
there are a number of old rock stars who i would still fuck. i wouldn't have fucked ringo when he was young.

✌➬ · 02.12.2008, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

only if ringo's the bottom. and scarlett pees on him.

Agreed.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 02.12.2008, 06:21 PM

✌➬ · 02.12.2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

yes

Men on Films.

RdTv · 02.12.2008, 06:41 PM

Inspired by Cantankershorts post:

Beatles musical talent:
John Lennon>Paul Mcartney>Ringo Star>George Harrison

The last two are debatable, but honestly most of while my guitar gently weeps was played by eric clapton.

Cantankerous · 02.12.2008, 06:46 PM

george harrison > john lennon > (paul mccartney = ringo starr)

View Poll Results: would you?
yes.	3	21.43%
no.	6	42.86%
ok, if Scarlett Johansson agrees to come with me	5	35.71%
ok, if Ringo gets me drrruuuunk first	0	0%
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Beards are a dealbreaker, sorry.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	no monies. see poll options __________________
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	if someone paid me an exorbitant sum of money, yes. factoring in the unlikeliness of that happening, NO. __________________ RETIRED
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	i actually watched like five minutes of his special on vh1 classics and it was fucking horrible.
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02.12.2008, 05:39 PM	#7
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m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	is scarlett johansson just coming with me to ringo's place and then waiting in the car, or is she cumming with me in ringo's bed while he's in the bathroom putting his dentures in? __________________
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02.12.2008, 05:42 PM	#9
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	so what if someone did offer you that large sum of dough, but only if you agreed that the person frontin the dough could videotape the act for his private use? __________________
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m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	only if ringo's the bottom. and scarlett pees on him. __________________
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Has anyone ever noticed Ringo's face on the front cover of Help?, he looks like a melting candle for fucks sake... __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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02.12.2008, 05:59 PM	#14
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	not one solid 'yes' yet...c'mon guys... this guy is Beatle. a genuine legend and world icon __________________
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02.12.2008, 06:01 PM	#15
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	HE'S STILL A TWAT. there are a number of old rock stars who i would still fuck. i wouldn't have fucked ringo when he was young. __________________ RETIRED
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02.12.2008, 06:21 PM	#17
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	yes
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02.12.2008, 06:41 PM	#19
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Inspired by Cantankershorts post: Beatles musical talent: John Lennon>Paul Mcartney>Ringo Star>George Harrison The last two are debatable, but honestly most of while my guitar gently weeps was played by eric clapton.
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02.12.2008, 06:46 PM	#20
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	george harrison > john lennon > (paul mccartney = ringo starr) __________________ RETIRED
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