Lets make a typical American comedy
 

This is the main plot of the film

3 guys who are good friends with a 17 yr old female celebrity want to try make them selves famous by becoming getting her pregnant

now you guys can go on and ad character names and other details

it could be neat

hah i just thought of a genius name for it

some teaser posters for it could be

the title in red up the top and then a golden pregnancy test on a chain underneath it

or maybe a pregnancy test with a dollar sign as the "your pregnant" bit

something that says Pregnant and fame

*pre-recorded laughs*

At least five of the cast of American Pie.

Cool. Ch.10 needs a new show after axing Big Brother...

Is this supposed to work like Gilligan's Island where they come close to getting off the island, but never do? So the three guys get close to scoring with said '17-yr old celeb chick' in each episode, but never do?

Sexual tension is what keeps these kind of shows going. Just look at Mulder & Scully, or Maxwell Smart & 99 or even Commissioner Gordon & Chief O'Hara from the old Batman series....

i was thinking a movie and not a Tv show

i dont want the american pie cast
be a little more typical original :P

If it's a porn movie, I wanna do the soundtrack..

its not a porn but it will have some nudity

There's got to be a scene with a nerd guy saying to the three friends: "so basically you wanna plug your peripherical device into her USB port?"

and a dog shagging someones leg at some point please

One of the guys gets hit in the balls with a football and then he can't get her pregnant so he's 'out'.

Is she still a virgin ?

hm i could say she claims to be
but she isnt really
maybe noone knows except her

i dont want to make her to much like britney spears

typical americans generally only exist in the minds of typical bigots.

is that the market this show is catering too?

will it play along with such hits as "Kick That Abbo" and "The White-a-tizer"?

One of the guys would be a closet homosexual.

one guy falls in love with her
another wants to hump everything and anything
and one is a virgin still but he has agreed that she will be his first

hm yeah

hey anal

don't forget to cast these guys

you know you want to



oh yessss-- you do. confess.

yeh iv been trying to think of a cast for the fllm

oh hey theres a picture of the american office

You also need another minor female character that is in on their scheme and thinks they are idiots. So that the women viewers have someone to identify with.

Oh and the female celebrity's dad has to be an ex-army colonel and/or ex-professional quarterback who all the guys are scared of.

Even better, her father is a supercelebrity actor famous for badass roles and all the guys are scared of him but really he's a nice guy.

yeh her dad is a musician that had one big song and now his daughter is a famous pop star.. ....

don't forget the token black guy

and a saucy yet illiterate bigassed latina

The black guy trains all the guys on how to get into the famous girls pants because obviously black men are all sexperts

and the latina is --of course!-- the cleaning lady

and then later on in the film she and the black guy hook up

nooo!

that's too proletarian

the american dream is all about fucking whitie!



except the black men aren't allowed cos there's fear of the black man!

And there 'd be a dumpy guy who 'd try to become her best friend to fuck her. He would also dedicate shitty poems to her...

There'd be the Dad who's a bit racist but secretly lusts after women who look like Rihanna.

The guy who reads really delicate poetry should eventually hook up with the dog that's shagging legs. We can throw in a line like "everytime I wrote those poems I was thinking of you, Ladybird!"
This doesn't just have to be yr routine comedy, it can also be a beautiful polictical statement way ahead of its time.

Because he secretly has a second wife and family who are all black :eek:

haha yeh

and they raise grey hounds

So they're pretty well off. They have no idea about his white family, they just assume he's always on greyhound business.

ah man i love being stoned

Ha ha ha ha ha - quality! :D

The soundtrack will include a song by Jimmy Eat World.

oh oh and sum 41

and sum 41 will release a single that has shots fro the movie in the their video clip

and at a party in the movie there will be the band sitting around

The movie will feature a cameo role by Justin Timberlake, whose clothes invariably fall off in front of the daughter. "Hilarity" ensues.

And the film will involve a big pool house party and the parents coming in unannounced mid-party while their son is making out with two ladies.