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Old 07.15.2008, 05:57 AM   #1
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This is the main plot of the film

3 guys who are good friends with a 17 yr old female celebrity want to try make them selves famous by becoming getting her pregnant

now you guys can go on and ad character names and other details

it could be neat
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:04 AM   #2
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hah i just thought of a genius name for it


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Old 07.15.2008, 06:14 AM   #3
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some teaser posters for it could be

the title in red up the top and then a golden pregnancy test on a chain underneath it

or maybe a pregnancy test with a dollar sign as the "your pregnant" bit

something that says Pregnant and fame
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:24 AM   #4
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:26 AM   #5
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At least five of the cast of American Pie.
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:32 AM   #6
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Cool. Ch.10 needs a new show after axing Big Brother...

Is this supposed to work like Gilligan's Island where they come close to getting off the island, but never do? So the three guys get close to scoring with said '17-yr old celeb chick' in each episode, but never do?

Sexual tension is what keeps these kind of shows going. Just look at Mulder & Scully, or Maxwell Smart & 99 or even Commissioner Gordon & Chief O'Hara from the old Batman series....
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:40 AM   #7
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i was thinking a movie and not a Tv show

i dont want the american pie cast
be a little more typical original :P
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:44 AM   #8
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If it's a porn movie, I wanna do the soundtrack..
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Old 07.15.2008, 06:49 AM   #9
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its not a porn but it will have some nudity
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Old 07.15.2008, 07:18 AM   #10
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There's got to be a scene with a nerd guy saying to the three friends: "so basically you wanna plug your peripherical device into her USB port?"
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Old 07.15.2008, 08:07 AM   #11
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:14 AM   #12
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One of the guys gets hit in the balls with a football and then he can't get her pregnant so he's 'out'.
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:20 AM   #13
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Is she still a virgin ?
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:22 AM   #14
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hm i could say she claims to be
but she isnt really
maybe noone knows except her

i dont want to make her to much like britney spears
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:35 AM   #15
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typical americans generally only exist in the minds of typical bigots.

is that the market this show is catering too?

will it play along with such hits as "Kick That Abbo" and "The White-a-tizer"?
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:39 AM   #16
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One of the guys would be a closet homosexual.
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:44 AM   #17
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one guy falls in love with her
another wants to hump everything and anything
and one is a virgin still but he has agreed that she will be his first
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Old 07.15.2008, 09:47 AM   #18
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hm yeah

hey anal

don't forget to cast these guys

you know you want to

 


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Old 07.15.2008, 10:02 AM   #19
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yeh iv been trying to think of a cast for the fllm

oh hey theres a picture of the american office
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Old 07.15.2008, 10:38 AM   #20
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You also need another minor female character that is in on their scheme and thinks they are idiots. So that the women viewers have someone to identify with.
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