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Stuff White People Like
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That was quite amusing, cheers!
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asian girls - i don't really swing that way but they're cute
facebook - stupid, but useful unpaid internships - fuck no girls with bangs - for LIFE bad memories of highschool - no thanks coffee - yes please barack obama - no being offended - no grammar - don't care |
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yeah ive been laughing with some of those articles-- i "discovered" it this morning & i couldn't wait to post it here. This one is about Facebook: "Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only list one or two ironic things as their favorites. For example under music they would simply list “P.M. Dawn” or under films they would choose only Armageddon. In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people." ha ha ha ha. awww... |
"For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.
"White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard. "Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain." |
i could care less about #'s : 1,2,8,11,12,13,14,15,17,18, and 20.... and that's only in the first 20... i guess that might be cause i'm only half-white... facebook and girls with bangs are pretty great tho
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I do like a few of those things, yes.
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What a bunch of racists stereotypes!
Oops , sorry ...you have the right! |
I am a white Puerto Rican and I looooooove girls with junk in da trunk
 especially at christmas when it's cold and the flesh is horny  |
no scarlett johannson on the list?
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I saw that book somewhere with a friend. I thought #10 was hilarious.
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# 1 Asian girls for me.
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports. Good shit. |
if this list is true, I am 8.1538415% Recombinant_Caucausoid!
hooray! time to go get free stuff!!! |
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and i'm whiter than i ever thought! am i an oreo latino? for shame! asian girls, barack obama, grammar, not having a tv but watching the wire-- i'm all over that shit!   |
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i think they're supposed to be vanilla or some shit. |
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golden oreo! i just posted it! (beige on the outside/ white on the inside) time to commit seppukku: about now. but first-- sushi! |
That's funny.
I don't have a TV. Though I didn't need this list to tell me how white I was, I'm very glad it was made. "The Idea of Soccer" was a great addition. |
Well, I am white.
Never have had bad high school memories though. |
i just read the whole list and the only things i actually like are
#1 Coffee #49 Vintage #33 Marijuana #41 Indie Music #40 Apple Products #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) #104 Girls with Bangs #103 Sweaters #58 Japan i am 0.08% white. no wonder i can play bass. |
#91 is perhaps the only one I can't escape
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maybe you're just the wrong kind of white people. as mentioned here: "It is also imperative to understand that faux vintage shirts (”Getting Lucky in Kentucky”) are completely unacceptable. They are beloved by the wrong kind of white people, and must be avoided at all costs." http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/07/84-t-shirts/ |
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LIES!! http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/06/57-juno/ |
faux vintage shirts can kiss my pasty white ass
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pasty white thighs.....I see those pasty white thighs.........
(from an SNL skit about bill clinton) |
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"Many people and cultures view t-shirts as a simple piece of apparel that can be acquired cheaply and worn in casual situations. For white people, it’s never that easy. The t-shirt is one of the most complex and expressive items in their entire wardrobe." |
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i have so many t-shirts it's not even funny. one day i'll try and count them all for you. |
At one point I had around 200 shirts.
Gave a bunch to charity though. One of them was a Ministry shirt! I wish I had at some point I had a Butthole Surfers shirt so one of those charity kids could have re-enacted that scene in the Simpsons with Rod and Todd... |
ok going through the list i really can't relate, except #'s 72 and 93, study abroad and music piracy... they've got me there
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I don't think it means that white people like Juno the movie, I think it meant they like the hot Canadian chick who played Juno. Right? ... oh.
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Well I wasn't going to say anything about my #1, but I'm pretty flattered it's pbradley's as well. |
yep
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she probably bought EJST&NS!
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She's hot.
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Speaking on behalf of all white folks, I can safetly say that, yeah... we like all that stuff.
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it's fucking funny. i have a friend who calls herself "mexican" but im going to buy her to book to prove her 50% "white blood" has the upper hand-- ha ha ha. |
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