Arselicking Threads
 

Can they stop? It's not a hospital you know? Very sorry to hear about your problems, but I'd rather let you slip into sewage and poo than praising you.

Ah, you're just after a cuddle, aren't you Porky? Come here love.

Look, stop struggling around, man. I'm not trying to touch you in your special place!

his special place is his heart.

and i've touched him there.








we all have.

Mmmmm, fava beans and chianti....

Let us hope Sarramkrop never becomes a doctor or a councillor. "Sympathy? How about a slap in the face"

^^^but maybe exactly that would help alot of the people

I'm not sure alot of people in hospitals quite deserve or require to get hit in the face.

Finally, Porkmaster comes with the common sense.

he didn't say anything about ass-fingering threads...

He's gettin there... give him time..

I only have your well being at heart, don't publicly stone me for that.

I have the flu. My body feels like the Somme.

Arselicking threads are the most pointless form of flattery.

I love you all

i love you too

read you a story?

My god, it's so scorching hot today!

yes. but nothing depressing or difficult. read me a magazine article or something, or better still a restaurant menu.

Are you at work today? That's shit if you are. Not as shit as having the flu of course, but if you haven't, working on a nice day is just crappiness in extremis.

I sacrifce a Nando's peri peri chicken to the Gods, so that he has the axe-mastery of Neil Haggerty, and this, this, happens.

I'm sorry, Mr Demon.

And do you think you can rely on the younger generation to get a sick man his rizlas? can you fuck!

The days of scrooge sending a boy to get him a turkey on christmas day are long gone. I blame Rage Against the Machine.

demonrail - they're too busy looking hot in films like this:

softie

Kill the young, it's only fair.

given the fact that I rarely make threads, I feel safe from the scorn of arselicking.

that and the fact that I hate each and every one of you passionatley.