Arselicking Threads

08.29.2008, 09:23 PM

Can they stop? It's not a hospital you know? Very sorry to hear about your problems, but I'd rather let you slip into sewage and poo than praising you.

MellySingsDoom · 08.30.2008, 05:31 AM

Ah, you're just after a cuddle, aren't you Porky? Come here love.

Look, stop struggling around, man. I'm not trying to touch you in your special place!

Cantankerous · 08.30.2008, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Ah, you're just after a cuddle, aren't you Porky? Come here love.

Look, stop struggling around, man. I'm not trying to touch you in your special place!

his special place is his heart.

and i've touched him there.

we all have.

MellySingsDoom · 08.30.2008, 05:59 AM

Mmmmm, fava beans and chianti....

This Is Not Here · 08.30.2008, 06:54 AM

Let us hope Sarramkrop never becomes a doctor or a councillor. "Sympathy? How about a slap in the face"

08.30.2008, 06:58 AM

^^^but maybe exactly that would help alot of the people

This Is Not Here · 08.30.2008, 07:05 AM

I'm not sure alot of people in hospitals quite deserve or require to get hit in the face.

atsonicpark · 08.30.2008, 07:18 AM

Finally, Porkmaster comes with the common sense.

Cantankerous · 08.30.2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Finally, Porkmaster comes with the common sense.

he didn't say anything about ass-fingering threads...

atsonicpark · 08.30.2008, 07:21 AM

He's gettin there... give him time..

08.30.2008, 08:09 AM

I only have your well being at heart, don't publicly stone me for that.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2008, 08:14 AM

I have the flu. My body feels like the Somme.

Arselicking threads are the most pointless form of flattery.

I love you all

Cantankerous · 08.30.2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

arselicking isn't want i need, it's tomato soup and magazines. I have the flu. My body feels like the Somme.

I love you all

i love you too

read you a story?

08.30.2008, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I have the flu. My body feels like the Somme.

Arselicking threads are the most pointless form of flattery.

I love you all

My god, it's so scorching hot today!

demonrail666 · 08.30.2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i love you too

read you a story?

yes. but nothing depressing or difficult. read me a magazine article or something, or better still a restaurant menu.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2008, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

My god, it's so scorching hot today!

Are you at work today? That's shit if you are. Not as shit as having the flu of course, but if you haven't, working on a nice day is just crappiness in extremis.

MellySingsDoom · 08.30.2008, 10:58 AM

I sacrifce a Nando's peri peri chicken to the Gods, so that he has the axe-mastery of Neil Haggerty, and this, this, happens.

I'm sorry, Mr Demon.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2008, 11:00 AM

And do you think you can rely on the younger generation to get a sick man his rizlas? can you fuck!

The days of scrooge sending a boy to get him a turkey on christmas day are long gone. I blame Rage Against the Machine.

MellySingsDoom · 08.30.2008, 11:04 AM

demonrail - they're too busy looking hot in films like this:

!@#$%! · 08.30.2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I only have your well being at heart

softie

08.29.2008, 09:23 PM	#1
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Can they stop? It's not a hospital you know? Very sorry to hear about your problems, but I'd rather let you slip into sewage and poo than praising you.
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08.30.2008, 05:31 AM	#2
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Ah, you're just after a cuddle, aren't you Porky? Come here love. Look, stop struggling around, man. I'm not trying to touch you in your special place! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.30.2008, 05:59 AM	#4
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Mmmmm, fava beans and chianti.... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.30.2008, 06:54 AM	#5
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Let us hope Sarramkrop never becomes a doctor or a councillor. "Sympathy? How about a slap in the face" __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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08.30.2008, 06:58 AM	#6
al shabbray Posts: n/a	^^^but maybe exactly that would help alot of the people
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08.30.2008, 07:05 AM	#7
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I'm not sure alot of people in hospitals quite deserve or require to get hit in the face. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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08.30.2008, 07:18 AM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Finally, Porkmaster comes with the common sense. __________________
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08.30.2008, 07:21 AM	#10
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	He's gettin there... give him time.. __________________
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08.30.2008, 08:09 AM	#11
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I only have your well being at heart, don't publicly stone me for that.
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08.30.2008, 08:14 AM	#12
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I have the flu. My body feels like the Somme. Arselicking threads are the most pointless form of flattery. I love you all
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08.30.2008, 10:58 AM	#17
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I sacrifce a Nando's peri peri chicken to the Gods, so that he has the axe-mastery of Neil Haggerty, and this, this, happens. I'm sorry, Mr Demon. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.30.2008, 11:00 AM	#18
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	And do you think you can rely on the younger generation to get a sick man his rizlas? can you fuck! The days of scrooge sending a boy to get him a turkey on christmas day are long gone. I blame Rage Against the Machine.
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08.30.2008, 11:04 AM	#19
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	demonrail - they're too busy looking hot in films like this: __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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