How do you tell somebody's a hooker?
 

Male or female.

try asking them.

edit: oh, there's a poll added.

The "I shag for money" badge?

usualy they wave a note (i.e money - legal tender) around their mid section, plus if its a rent-boy yr after, just look for George Michael cuz he's probably beaten you to it.

ask them if you can pay with Marmalade.

ask if they want 'business'.

in germany they just come up to you in the street and ask right away if you want sex. no talking just straight away the first thing they say.

Ask them if they accept crisps as a method of payment.

Won't they be in the hooker shop?

or monster munch.

porky i love your avatar.

Thanks jonboy but you're obviously just after my passport.

they often have a skanky posture

Ask your chamber of commerce for a directory. The best cities publish a Get to Know Your Local Hookers guidebook. It's usually free.

are we talking "ladies of the night" or TJ Hooker and his goodtimes?? cuz i know TJ Hooker and he dont like when people get them mixed up.

What does a skanky posture look like?

you fuck them, then ask.

other
they ask you if you're "looking for a date"

By the look in their eyes, and the smell of their cheap deodorant.

if they look like me.

show them your fake police badge and ask firmly but politely.

if they say "I love you a long time."

all of the above

if they flash their titties or vag

that would make you a hooker because that's all your signature pics ever display

all of the above

god, bears are getting advanced, aren't they?

???

care to interpret your inner dialogue for the rest of us?

I lived with a male prostitute for a while and he certainly didnt look like one.We watched loads of movies a lot of the time.

- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.

Says who?

where have you been?
if you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.

Uh?

Reverse.

No slums in Laaandon.Just streets paved with gold.

ooooh....

i was just getting tired of the fact that every time i open a thread where crypto "contributes" i get a string of shaking asses, twats and jigging tits all over the screen.

don't get me wrong, i love pornography, and the female body. but the repetitiousness of his schtick gets fucking DULL.

as for crypto--- yes he seems a little subhuman alright? bear or other mammal, i'm not sure.

but prostitution is apparently common in links as low in the evolutionary chain as penguins. so i'm not surprised.

i like the little keyboard break thing in the argument by fugazi. i am almost happy right now. weak smiles strong tea.

The answer:

When you are done having sex they hand you a bill.

By how far they spread their legs.

Me too. After all, it's one of the oldest professions.