How do you tell somebody's a hooker?

porkmarras · 10.19.2006, 11:03 AM

Male or female.

pokkeherrie · 10.19.2006, 11:04 AM

try asking them.

edit: oh, there's a poll added.

sonicl · 10.19.2006, 11:05 AM

The "I shag for money" badge?

fishmonkey · 10.19.2006, 11:05 AM

usualy they wave a note (i.e money - legal tender) around their mid section, plus if its a rent-boy yr after, just look for George Michael cuz he's probably beaten you to it.

fishmonkey · 10.19.2006, 11:06 AM

ask them if you can pay with Marmalade.

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 11:07 AM

ask if they want 'business'.

in germany they just come up to you in the street and ask right away if you want sex. no talking just straight away the first thing they say.

porkmarras · 10.19.2006, 11:08 AM

Ask them if they accept crisps as a method of payment.

Pookie · 10.19.2006, 11:09 AM

Won't they be in the hooker shop?

jon boy · 10.19.2006, 11:09 AM

or monster munch.

porky i love your avatar.

porkmarras · 10.19.2006, 11:11 AM

Thanks jonboy but you're obviously just after my passport.

Inhuman · 10.19.2006, 11:26 AM

they often have a skanky posture

gmku · 10.19.2006, 11:29 AM

Ask your chamber of commerce for a directory. The best cities publish a Get to Know Your Local Hookers guidebook. It's usually free.

fishmonkey · 10.19.2006, 11:42 AM

are we talking "ladies of the night" or TJ Hooker and his goodtimes?? cuz i know TJ Hooker and he dont like when people get them mixed up.

gmku · 10.19.2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

they often have a skanky posture

What does a skanky posture look like?

ni'k · 10.19.2006, 01:53 PM

you fuck them, then ask.

!@#$%! · 10.19.2006, 01:55 PM

other
they ask you if you're "looking for a date"

Tokolosh · 10.19.2006, 01:55 PM

By the look in their eyes, and the smell of their cheap deodorant.

Cantankerous · 10.19.2006, 01:58 PM

if they look like me.

nicfit · 10.19.2006, 02:03 PM

show them your fake police badge and ask firmly but politely.

static-harmony · 10.19.2006, 03:17 PM

if they say "I love you a long time."

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10.19.2006, 11:03 AM	#1
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The "I shag for money" badge?
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	usualy they wave a note (i.e money - legal tender) around their mid section, plus if its a rent-boy yr after, just look for George Michael cuz he's probably beaten you to it. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	ask them if you can pay with Marmalade. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	ask if they want 'business'. in germany they just come up to you in the street and ask right away if you want sex. no talking just straight away the first thing they say. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Ask them if they accept crisps as a method of payment. __________________
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Thanks jonboy but you're obviously just after my passport. __________________
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	they often have a skanky posture __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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10.19.2006, 11:29 AM	#12
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ask your chamber of commerce for a directory. The best cities publish a Get to Know Your Local Hookers guidebook. It's usually free. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	are we talking "ladies of the night" or TJ Hooker and his goodtimes?? cuz i know TJ Hooker and he dont like when people get them mixed up. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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10.19.2006, 01:53 PM	#15
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	you fuck them, then ask.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,509	other they ask you if you're "looking for a date"
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	By the look in their eyes, and the smell of their cheap deodorant. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	show them your fake police badge and ask firmly but politely. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	if they say "I love you a long time." __________________
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