The Onion article More Talk, Less Rock: 15 Masters Of Onstage Banter
 

This is hilarious, the masters of stage banter with clips too.

I had never heard the infamous Venom singer's spiels until now...how did I miss that thurston released this as a 7"?
http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...ock_15_masters

I think Thurston played some of that on one of the Sonic Youth DJ Hours. I'd have to check. Maybe it was a Motorhead one. At any rate, I just read that it was recorded by the late Joe Cole originally.

I was listening to Led Zeppelin Vancouver '75 the other day and Plant starts talking about the blow jobs he and Peter Grant got while Bonham was doing his extended solo on Moby Dick. He also hilariously sings "lick your pussy, yes, yes, yes" during an excellent "In My Time of Dying" on the same 3-cd bootleg set.

Oh, and the list includes Bruce Springsteen, but doesn't mention...

That intro is part of Rock 'n' Roll and also American History. It was officially released on the 3-disc/5-lp Live '75-'85 set.

I suppose the Onion is only featuring the over-the-top funny ones, not the serious banter(s)...fun stuff though.

There are multiple SY DJ hour CDs?

I've only listened to the one where Lee plays Seele Brennt

hahaha, like if black flag and venom didn't sound similarly.

but yeah, the shaggs of metal strike again.

Paul Stanley is one of my favorites,
"Yer all a bunch of AAANNNNIIIIMMMMALLLSSS!!!!"

I heard Rollins do a spiel on Paul Stanley's onstage banter and it was fucking hilarious.

Glad they included Fugazi. That is my favorite part of Instrument.

I'm downloading that Paul Stanley onstage banter album right now...