The Onion article More Talk, Less Rock: 15 Masters Of Onstage Banter

CHOUT · 08.26.2007, 01:00 PM

This is hilarious, the masters of stage banter with clips too.

I had never heard the infamous Venom singer's spiels until now...how did I miss that thurston released this as a 7"?
http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...ock_15_masters

atari 2600 · 08.26.2007, 01:10 PM

I think Thurston played some of that on one of the Sonic Youth DJ Hours. I'd have to check. Maybe it was a Motorhead one. At any rate, I just read that it was recorded by the late Joe Cole originally.

I was listening to Led Zeppelin Vancouver '75 the other day and Plant starts talking about the blow jobs he and Peter Grant got while Bonham was doing his extended solo on Moby Dick. He also hilariously sings "lick your pussy, yes, yes, yes" during an excellent "In My Time of Dying" on the same 3-cd bootleg set.

atari 2600 · 08.26.2007, 01:18 PM

Oh, and the list includes Bruce Springsteen, but doesn't mention...

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiki

Springsteen was praised by President Reagan as a great patriot (ed. during Reagan's reelection campaign); several days later at a concert (ed. at RFK Stadium with Reagan in attendance), Springsteen introduced the track "Johnny 99" (about a laid-off factory worker who kills a store clerk and is sentenced to 99 years) by saying that he didn't think Reagan had heard this song.

That intro is part of Rock 'n' Roll and also American History. It was officially released on the 3-disc/5-lp Live '75-'85 set.

I suppose the Onion is only featuring the over-the-top funny ones, not the serious banter(s)...fun stuff though.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.26.2007, 01:30 PM

There are multiple SY DJ hour CDs?

I've only listened to the one where Lee plays Seele Brennt

Everyneurotic · 08.26.2007, 01:31 PM

hahaha, like if black flag and venom didn't sound similarly.

but yeah, the shaggs of metal strike again.

CHOUT · 08.26.2007, 03:23 PM

Paul Stanley is one of my favorites,
"Yer all a bunch of AAANNNNIIIIMMMMALLLSSS!!!!"

I heard Rollins do a spiel on Paul Stanley's onstage banter and it was fucking hilarious.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.26.2007, 03:45 PM

Glad they included Fugazi. That is my favorite part of Instrument.

CHOUT · 08.26.2007, 03:50 PM

I'm downloading that Paul Stanley onstage banter album right now...

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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	This is hilarious, the masters of stage banter with clips too. I had never heard the infamous Venom singer's spiels until now...how did I miss that thurston released this as a 7"? http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...ock_15_masters __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	I think Thurston played some of that on one of the Sonic Youth DJ Hours. I'd have to check. Maybe it was a Motorhead one. At any rate, I just read that it was recorded by the late Joe Cole originally. I was listening to Led Zeppelin Vancouver '75 the other day and Plant starts talking about the blow jobs he and Peter Grant got while Bonham was doing his extended solo on Moby Dick. He also hilariously sings "lick your pussy, yes, yes, yes" during an excellent "In My Time of Dying" on the same 3-cd bootleg set.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	There are multiple SY DJ hour CDs? I've only listened to the one where Lee plays Seele Brennt
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Paul Stanley is one of my favorites, "Yer all a bunch of AAANNNNIIIIMMMMALLLSSS!!!!" I heard Rollins do a spiel on Paul Stanley's onstage banter and it was fucking hilarious. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Glad they included Fugazi. That is my favorite part of Instrument.
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I'm downloading that Paul Stanley onstage banter album right now... __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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