did/does harry potter mastrubate?
 

My mind has fiddled with this enquiry for ages. Does Potter get the show going with himself or not?

Judging by the play that he's on at the moment, he does more than masturbate.

does this happen while yr in the shower or just before bed with the covers pulled up?

For ages, eh?

aww yeah, he gives his wand an ould stroke in the night.

Of course he does. Don't you read fanfiction?

Like the old Star Trek ones, you mean?
That stuff weirds me out.

"Potter/Malfoy"

Yes, I mean clearly buzzo has not done his research.

The real question is, does Buzzo masturbate over harry potter and his many books, I hear he has fiddled a bit. Be careful Buzzo, you may become visually impaired and might not be able to read the next harry potter book.

Judging by how thick Potters glasses are, he has been bashing the bishop for many a moon

Is this research for the same project as the "when did you first get your leg over" thread?

She is gorgeous....
I just wish she had a better taste in beer

Can you imagine sex with harry potter, all those magic powers and whatnot

i cant be bothered having a crank anymore
its weird

Why is it that nobody can spell the word 'Masturbate'? Too busy mastrubating I assume.

I always thought it was masteurbate

Don't do what you can't spell
Perhaps you people should leave yourselves alone for 5 mins and read a fucking dictionary.

^
They can't, they've all gone blind.

I feel bad now, no porn for the blind

They can't turn the pages anyway, because of their hairy palms.