did/does harry potter mastrubate?

king_buzzo · 09.10.2007, 11:34 AM

My mind has fiddled with this enquiry for ages. Does Potter get the show going with himself or not?

09.10.2007, 11:38 AM

Judging by the play that he's on at the moment, he does more than masturbate.

floatingslowly · 09.10.2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

My mind has fiddled with this enquiry for ages.

does this happen while yr in the shower or just before bed with the covers pulled up?

pbradley · 09.10.2007, 11:39 AM

For ages, eh?

fishmonkey · 09.10.2007, 05:16 PM

aww yeah, he gives his wand an ould stroke in the night.

luxinterior · 09.10.2007, 05:17 PM

Of course he does. Don't you read fanfiction?

Savage Clone · 09.10.2007, 05:22 PM

Like the old Star Trek ones, you mean?
That stuff weirds me out.

"Potter/Malfoy"

luxinterior · 09.10.2007, 05:31 PM

Yes, I mean clearly buzzo has not done his research.

Green_mind · 09.10.2007, 05:43 PM

The real question is, does Buzzo masturbate over harry potter and his many books, I hear he has fiddled a bit. Be careful Buzzo, you may become visually impaired and might not be able to read the next harry potter book.

ThePits · 09.10.2007, 10:46 PM

Judging by how thick Potters glasses are, he has been bashing the bishop for many a moon

sonicl · 09.11.2007, 02:54 AM

Is this research for the same project as the "when did you first get your leg over" thread?

nicfit · 09.11.2007, 06:55 AM

Washing Machine · 09.11.2007, 07:10 AM

She is gorgeous....
I just wish she had a better taste in beer

Can you imagine sex with harry potter, all those magic powers and whatnot

ALIEN ANAL · 09.11.2007, 07:14 AM

i cant be bothered having a crank anymore
its weird

Washing Machine · 09.11.2007, 07:17 AM

Why is it that nobody can spell the word 'Masturbate'? Too busy mastrubating I assume.

macrodollar · 09.11.2007, 07:19 AM

I always thought it was masteurbate

Washing Machine · 09.11.2007, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by macrodollar

I always thought it was masteurbate

Don't do what you can't spell
Perhaps you people should leave yourselves alone for 5 mins and read a fucking dictionary.

sonicl · 09.11.2007, 07:25 AM

^
They can't, they've all gone blind.

Washing Machine · 09.11.2007, 07:31 AM

I feel bad now, no porn for the blind

sonicl · 09.11.2007, 07:33 AM

They can't turn the pages anyway, because of their hairy palms.

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Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	The real question is, does Buzzo masturbate over harry potter and his many books, I hear he has fiddled a bit. Be careful Buzzo, you may become visually impaired and might not be able to read the next harry potter book.
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