Your Last Words
 

I'm feeling rather existential.

You basically have five minutes until the earth gets wiped out. What are the last five thing you will say? Mine are:

1. tell my family how much they mean to me
2. tell my friends how much i love them
3. deliver this message to the cynosure of my fury of unarticulated desire:
"i love you and i have loved you since the third grade and even if you don't feel the same way, i have to tell you."
4. log on here (i'm damn serious) and give cookies to all of you guys, and second krastian's statement below.
5. ask the holy one if i could get laid
6. ask for one last enchilada (i like enchiladas).

I'd freak out because there is nobody around to have kinky pre-apocalyptic sex with.

Actually I'd probably read the bible for 5 minutes. I'd probably read some Psalms and some John.


Wait, last 5 things I would say?

5. "Oh my god the world is ending and I don't have anyone to have sex with"
4. *masturbates franticly
3. walks down stairs, starts downing vodka "I love you mom, dad, siblings, cats"
2. "For god so *hiccupped* the world. . ."
1. As I walk through the valley nobody knows how dry I am from death, for I will *hiccup* no . . . KABOOM

and thats how the cookie crumbles, then id go take a nap

"can i have five more minutes?"

See you all in hell!!!

have five minute rampant passionate caring loving sex with the love of my life and not say a thing a die in each others arms

i'd say:
1)will the world end for everyone at the same time or in different time zones they're all already dead???
2)say to everyone "i'm sorry for being an as*hole most of the time."
3)say to everyone "i forgive you" (no matter for what)
4)shout out loud "could somebody play death to our friends at the higest volume ever,pretty please??"
5)enjoy the silence

anyone here ever see the movie "last night"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156729/

it is this very topic.

Right now, nothing really. I'm cool if the world ends today. I have no real "enemies" that I can think of, but I suppose I'd want to clear those up as I thought of them most of all.

If I were in a relationship, terminal pharmacy has the right idea.

That movie looks good. I gotta find that.

thank you for all the fish...

I'd say...

"shut the fuck up everybody now and let me hear this song"

then i make a hand gesture from my sick bed and someone plays "Brother James" (live version from Hold that Tiger)


then i'd pop off

I'd tell everyone they've been really stupid for working, believing in the system and following the rules. Then I'd shoot myself in the face.

Oooh i'm gonna hunt that out when I have some money that is. God i'm so pissed off that i'm skint.

Last thing i'd do?

• Listen to some James Brown whilst dancing in the street naked.

I'd say
Kyle get out of my vision you goddamn jew...

1)I want an ice cream
2)no wait! want 2 ice creams
3) oh fuck it!i've only got 2 more chances left and now and i've decided that i want 3 ice creams
4)i dont want ice cream anymore
5)I scream..........dead!

"just 5 minutes??? hell!"
If I already know who is destroying the earth probably I'll think for all that time otherwise maybe I'll try to understand who is the mind and why.

"hey boss, i quit..."

i would probably be over come with extreme fear of an impending painful death and then be hit with a strange calmness and contemplation of my life and the world etc. as much as i would like to get into some kinky shit it would be at least 5 minutes to get the straps done up.

Exactly.

yes it is.