Your Last Words

schizophrenicroom · 05.25.2006, 11:31 PM

I'm feeling rather existential.

You basically have five minutes until the earth gets wiped out. What are the last five thing you will say? Mine are:

1. tell my family how much they mean to me
2. tell my friends how much i love them
3. deliver this message to the cynosure of my fury of unarticulated desire:
"i love you and i have loved you since the third grade and even if you don't feel the same way, i have to tell you."
4. log on here (i'm damn serious) and give cookies to all of you guys, and second krastian's statement below.
5. ask the holy one if i could get laid
6. ask for one last enchilada (i like enchiladas).

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.25.2006, 11:36 PM

I'd freak out because there is nobody around to have kinky pre-apocalyptic sex with.

Actually I'd probably read the bible for 5 minutes. I'd probably read some Psalms and some John.

Wait, last 5 things I would say?

5. "Oh my god the world is ending and I don't have anyone to have sex with"
4. *masturbates franticly
3. walks down stairs, starts downing vodka "I love you mom, dad, siblings, cats"
2. "For god so *hiccupped* the world. . ."
1. As I walk through the valley nobody knows how dry I am from death, for I will *hiccup* no . . . KABOOM

golden child · 05.25.2006, 11:40 PM

and thats how the cookie crumbles, then id go take a nap

Everyneurotic · 05.25.2006, 11:41 PM

"can i have five more minutes?"

krastian · 05.25.2006, 11:45 PM

See you all in hell!!!

terminal pharmacy · 05.26.2006, 12:16 AM

have five minute rampant passionate caring loving sex with the love of my life and not say a thing a die in each others arms

nicfit · 05.26.2006, 02:10 AM

i'd say:
1)will the world end for everyone at the same time or in different time zones they're all already dead???
2)say to everyone "i'm sorry for being an as*hole most of the time."
3)say to everyone "i forgive you" (no matter for what)
4)shout out loud "could somebody play death to our friends at the higest volume ever,pretty please??"
5)enjoy the silence

3x1minus1 · 05.26.2006, 02:12 AM

anyone here ever see the movie "last night"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156729/

it is this very topic.

acousticrock87 · 05.26.2006, 02:16 AM

Right now, nothing really. I'm cool if the world ends today. I have no real "enemies" that I can think of, but I suppose I'd want to clear those up as I thought of them most of all.

If I were in a relationship, terminal pharmacy has the right idea.

That movie looks good. I gotta find that.

candymoan · 05.26.2006, 02:35 AM

thank you for all the fish...

fishmonkey · 05.26.2006, 04:24 AM

I'd say...

"shut the fuck up everybody now and let me hear this song"

then i make a hand gesture from my sick bed and someone plays "Brother James" (live version from Hold that Tiger)

then i'd pop off

alyasa · 05.26.2006, 04:44 AM

I'd tell everyone they've been really stupid for working, believing in the system and following the rules. Then I'd shoot myself in the face.

h8kurdt · 05.26.2006, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3x1minus1

anyone here ever see the movie "last night"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156729/

it is this very topic.

Oooh i'm gonna hunt that out when I have some money that is. God i'm so pissed off that i'm skint.

Last thing i'd do?

Listen to some James Brown whilst dancing in the street naked.

Trasher02 · 05.26.2006, 05:28 AM

I'd say
Kyle get out of my vision you goddamn jew...

porkmarras · 05.26.2006, 06:11 AM

1)I want an ice cream
2)no wait! want 2 ice creams
3) oh fuck it!i've only got 2 more chances left and now and i've decided that i want 3 ice creams
4)i dont want ice cream anymore
5)I scream..........dead!

next step · 05.26.2006, 08:15 AM

"just 5 minutes??? hell!"
If I already know who is destroying the earth probably I'll think for all that time otherwise maybe I'll try to understand who is the mind and why.

candymoan · 05.26.2006, 09:26 AM

"hey boss, i quit..."

jon boy · 05.26.2006, 10:00 AM

i would probably be over come with extreme fear of an impending painful death and then be hit with a strange calmness and contemplation of my life and the world etc. as much as i would like to get into some kinky shit it would be at least 5 minutes to get the straps done up.

nomadicfollower · 05.28.2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I'd freak out because there is nobody around to have kinky pre-apocalyptic sex with.

Wait, last 5 things I would say?

5. "Oh my god the world is ending and I don't have anyone to have sex with"
4. *masturbates franticly
3. walks down stairs, starts downing vodka "I love you mom, dad, siblings, cats"
2. "For god so *hiccupped* the world. . ."
1. As I walk through the valley nobody knows how dry I am from death, for I will *hiccup* no . . . KABOOM

Exactly.

next step · 05.28.2006, 07:37 PM

yes it is.

05.25.2006, 11:31 PM	#1
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	I'm feeling rather existential. You basically have five minutes until the earth gets wiped out. What are the last five thing you will say? Mine are: 1. tell my family how much they mean to me 2. tell my friends how much i love them 3. deliver this message to the cynosure of my fury of unarticulated desire: "i love you and i have loved you since the third grade and even if you don't feel the same way, i have to tell you." 4. log on here (i'm damn serious) and give cookies to all of you guys, and second krastian's statement below. 5. ask the holy one if i could get laid 6. ask for one last enchilada (i like enchiladas). __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.25.2006, 11:36 PM	#2
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I'd freak out because there is nobody around to have kinky pre-apocalyptic sex with. Actually I'd probably read the bible for 5 minutes. I'd probably read some Psalms and some John. Wait, last 5 things I would say? 5. "Oh my god the world is ending and I don't have anyone to have sex with" 4. masturbates franticly 3. walks down stairs, starts downing vodka "I love you mom, dad, siblings, cats" 2. "For god so hiccupped* the world. . ." 1. As I walk through the valley nobody knows how dry I am from death, for I will hiccup no . . . KABOOM
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05.25.2006, 11:40 PM	#3
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	and thats how the cookie crumbles, then id go take a nap __________________ blind
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05.25.2006, 11:41 PM	#4
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"can i have five more minutes?" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.25.2006, 11:45 PM	#5
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	See you all in hell!!! __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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05.26.2006, 12:16 AM	#6
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	have five minute rampant passionate caring loving sex with the love of my life and not say a thing a die in each others arms
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05.26.2006, 02:10 AM	#7
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	i'd say: 1)will the world end for everyone at the same time or in different time zones they're all already dead??? 2)say to everyone "i'm sorry for being an as*hole most of the time." 3)say to everyone "i forgive you" (no matter for what) 4)shout out loud "could somebody play death to our friends at the higest volume ever,pretty please??" 5)enjoy the silence __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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05.26.2006, 02:12 AM	#8
3x1minus1 little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: rochester ny Posts: 53	anyone here ever see the movie "last night"? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156729/ it is this very topic. __________________
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05.26.2006, 02:16 AM	#9
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Right now, nothing really. I'm cool if the world ends today. I have no real "enemies" that I can think of, but I suppose I'd want to clear those up as I thought of them most of all. If I were in a relationship, terminal pharmacy has the right idea. That movie looks good. I gotta find that.
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05.26.2006, 02:35 AM	#10
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	thank you for all the fish... __________________ /* nothing here...
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05.26.2006, 04:24 AM	#11
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	I'd say... "shut the fuck up everybody now and let me hear this song" then i make a hand gesture from my sick bed and someone plays "Brother James" (live version from Hold that Tiger) then i'd pop off __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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05.26.2006, 04:44 AM	#12
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I'd tell everyone they've been really stupid for working, believing in the system and following the rules. Then I'd shoot myself in the face. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.26.2006, 05:28 AM	#14
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I'd say Kyle get out of my vision you goddamn jew... __________________ 666
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05.26.2006, 06:11 AM	#15
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	1)I want an ice cream 2)no wait! want 2 ice creams 3) oh fuck it!i've only got 2 more chances left and now and i've decided that i want 3 ice creams 4)i dont want ice cream anymore 5)I scream..........dead! __________________
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05.26.2006, 08:15 AM	#16
next step the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Italy Posts: 583	"just 5 minutes??? hell!" If I already know who is destroying the earth probably I'll think for all that time otherwise maybe I'll try to understand who is the mind and why. __________________ http://www.sonicurbs.com
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05.26.2006, 09:26 AM	#17
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	"hey boss, i quit..." __________________ /* nothing here...
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05.26.2006, 10:00 AM	#18
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i would probably be over come with extreme fear of an impending painful death and then be hit with a strange calmness and contemplation of my life and the world etc. as much as i would like to get into some kinky shit it would be at least 5 minutes to get the straps done up.
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05.28.2006, 07:37 PM	#20
next step the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Italy Posts: 583	yes it is. __________________ http://www.sonicurbs.com
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