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ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 05:57 AM

Lets make a typical American comedy
 
This is the main plot of the film

3 guys who are good friends with a 17 yr old female celebrity want to try make them selves famous by becoming getting her pregnant

now you guys can go on and ad character names and other details

it could be neat

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 06:04 AM

hah i just thought of a genius name for it


HOLLY+WOOD=$

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 06:14 AM

some teaser posters for it could be

the title in red up the top and then a golden pregnancy test on a chain underneath it

or maybe a pregnancy test with a dollar sign as the "your pregnant" bit

something that says Pregnant and fame

SYRFox 07.15.2008 06:24 AM

*pre-recorded laughs*

This Is Not Here 07.15.2008 06:26 AM

At least five of the cast of American Pie.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" 07.15.2008 06:32 AM

Cool. Ch.10 needs a new show after axing Big Brother...

Is this supposed to work like Gilligan's Island where they come close to getting off the island, but never do? So the three guys get close to scoring with said '17-yr old celeb chick' in each episode, but never do?

Sexual tension is what keeps these kind of shows going. Just look at Mulder & Scully, or Maxwell Smart & 99 or even Commissioner Gordon & Chief O'Hara from the old Batman series....

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 06:40 AM

i was thinking a movie and not a Tv show

i dont want the american pie cast
be a little more typical original :P

Johnny "Magic Fingers" 07.15.2008 06:44 AM

If it's a porn movie, I wanna do the soundtrack..

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 06:49 AM

its not a porn but it will have some nudity

SYRFox 07.15.2008 07:18 AM

There's got to be a scene with a nerd guy saying to the three friends: "so basically you wanna plug your peripherical device into her USB port?"

GrungeMonkey 07.15.2008 08:07 AM

and a dog shagging someones leg at some point please

Danny Himself 07.15.2008 09:14 AM

One of the guys gets hit in the balls with a football and then he can't get her pregnant so he's 'out'.

HECKLER SPRAY 07.15.2008 09:20 AM

Is she still a virgin ?

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 09:22 AM

hm i could say she claims to be
but she isnt really
maybe noone knows except her

i dont want to make her to much like britney spears

floatingslowly 07.15.2008 09:35 AM

typical americans generally only exist in the minds of typical bigots.

is that the market this show is catering too?

will it play along with such hits as "Kick That Abbo" and "The White-a-tizer"?

HECKLER SPRAY 07.15.2008 09:39 AM

One of the guys would be a closet homosexual.

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 09:44 AM

one guy falls in love with her
another wants to hump everything and anything
and one is a virgin still but he has agreed that she will be his first

!@#$%! 07.15.2008 09:47 AM

hm yeah

hey anal

don't forget to cast these guys

you know you want to

 


oh yessss-- you do. confess.

ALIEN ANAL 07.15.2008 10:02 AM

yeh iv been trying to think of a cast for the fllm

oh hey theres a picture of the american office

pbradley 07.15.2008 10:38 AM

You also need another minor female character that is in on their scheme and thinks they are idiots. So that the women viewers have someone to identify with.


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