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terriblecanyons 02.23.2009 11:59 PM

Jobs you imagine Glenn Danzig working at
 
Okay so, this is spawned off of a 4 hour long conversation me and SY37 had on the phone about what jobs we could imagine Danzig having. List yours here.
I'll start:
Kindergarten soccer coach
Bellhop
Fast-food restaurant manager
Cable guy

GO!

demonrail666 02.24.2009 12:26 AM

Oompa Loompa

DeadDiscoDildo 02.24.2009 12:35 AM

Host of Rock of Love?

o'connor 02.24.2009 12:42 AM

serial killer or tour guide

Sonic Youth 37 02.24.2009 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Host of Rock of Love?


You bastard. (I kid) I still have yet to find out whether or not this is true or not. Needless to say, I nearly lost a valve when I first saw the rumors.

Sonic Youth 37 02.24.2009 02:10 AM

Here's one I didn't think of during the 2 hours or so that was exclusively Danzig:
Working here
 

terriblecanyons 02.24.2009 05:57 AM

Another I didn't think of: mariachi band

pokkeherrie 02.24.2009 06:00 AM

WWF wrestler
Neuroscientist
Lead actor in an 80's TV sitcom*

*proof:

 

terriblecanyons 02.24.2009 07:00 AM

Another one: pet store

MellySingsDoom 02.24.2009 03:42 PM

A contestant on "Gladiators"
A waiter at Nandos
A volunteer worker for Help The Aged

Derek 02.24.2009 03:46 PM

You actually talk to people on here on the phone? Weird.

Better_Than_You 02.24.2009 04:24 PM

Manager of a local food co-op.

Better_Than_You 02.24.2009 04:48 PM

http://www.lakeland.edu/UserFiles/Im...0for%20web.jpg

One of those guys.

floatingslowly 02.24.2009 05:00 PM

embalmer / undertaker / tutoring special needs children

MellySingsDoom 02.24.2009 05:03 PM

The guy in porn films who has to "towel off" the actors and actresses in the breaks between fucking.

cars_willkillyou 02.25.2009 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
The guy in porn films who has to "towel off" the actors and actresses in the breaks between fucking.


I think this is the best answer to your question

school bus driver would be cool too though.

!@#$%! 02.25.2009 01:00 AM

lesbian prison guard

 


geriatric nurse

 

Sonic Youth 37 02.25.2009 01:47 AM

cat lady
 

Onani Nic 02.25.2009 05:23 AM

Rock god.
Frontman.
Full-time hard rocker.

terriblecanyons 02.25.2009 05:45 AM

...what?


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