Jobs you imagine Glenn Danzig working at

terriblecanyons · 02.23.2009, 11:59 PM

Okay so, this is spawned off of a 4 hour long conversation me and SY37 had on the phone about what jobs we could imagine Danzig having. List yours here.
I'll start:
Kindergarten soccer coach
Bellhop
Fast-food restaurant manager
Cable guy

GO!

demonrail666 · 02.24.2009, 12:26 AM

Oompa Loompa

DeadDiscoDildo · 02.24.2009, 12:35 AM

Host of Rock of Love?

o'connor · 02.24.2009, 12:42 AM

serial killer or tour guide

Sonic Youth 37 · 02.24.2009, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Host of Rock of Love?

You bastard. (I kid) I still have yet to find out whether or not this is true or not. Needless to say, I nearly lost a valve when I first saw the rumors.

Sonic Youth 37 · 02.24.2009, 02:10 AM

Here's one I didn't think of during the 2 hours or so that was exclusively Danzig:
Working here

terriblecanyons · 02.24.2009, 05:57 AM

Another I didn't think of: mariachi band

pokkeherrie · 02.24.2009, 06:00 AM

WWF wrestler
Neuroscientist
Lead actor in an 80's TV sitcom*

*proof:

terriblecanyons · 02.24.2009, 07:00 AM

Another one: pet store

MellySingsDoom · 02.24.2009, 03:42 PM

A contestant on "Gladiators"
A waiter at Nandos
A volunteer worker for Help The Aged

Derek · 02.24.2009, 03:46 PM

You actually talk to people on here on the phone? Weird.

Better_Than_You · 02.24.2009, 04:24 PM

Manager of a local food co-op.

Better_Than_You · 02.24.2009, 04:48 PM

http://www.lakeland.edu/UserFiles/Im...0for%20web.jpg

One of those guys.

floatingslowly · 02.24.2009, 05:00 PM

embalmer / undertaker / tutoring special needs children

MellySingsDoom · 02.24.2009, 05:03 PM

The guy in porn films who has to "towel off" the actors and actresses in the breaks between fucking.

cars_willkillyou · 02.25.2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

The guy in porn films who has to "towel off" the actors and actresses in the breaks between fucking.

I think this is the best answer to your question

school bus driver would be cool too though.

!@#$%! · 02.25.2009, 01:00 AM

lesbian prison guard

geriatric nurse

Sonic Youth 37 · 02.25.2009, 01:47 AM

cat lady

Onani Nic · 02.25.2009, 05:23 AM

Rock god.
Frontman.
Full-time hard rocker.

terriblecanyons · 02.25.2009, 05:45 AM

...what?

02.23.2009, 11:59 PM	#1
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Okay so, this is spawned off of a 4 hour long conversation me and SY37 had on the phone about what jobs we could imagine Danzig having. List yours here. I'll start: Kindergarten soccer coach Bellhop Fast-food restaurant manager Cable guy GO!
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Oompa Loompa
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o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	serial killer or tour guide __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Here's one I didn't think of during the 2 hours or so that was exclusively Danzig: Working here __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Another I didn't think of: mariachi band
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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	WWF wrestler Neuroscientist Lead actor in an 80's TV sitcom* *proof:
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02.24.2009, 07:00 AM	#9
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Another one: pet store
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02.24.2009, 03:42 PM	#10
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	A contestant on "Gladiators" A waiter at Nandos A volunteer worker for Help The Aged __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	You actually talk to people on here on the phone? Weird.
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02.24.2009, 04:24 PM	#12
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	Manager of a local food co-op. __________________ ze space.
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02.24.2009, 04:48 PM	#13
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	http://www.lakeland.edu/UserFiles/Im...0for%20web.jpg One of those guys. __________________ ze space.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	embalmer / undertaker / tutoring special needs children
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	The guy in porn films who has to "towel off" the actors and actresses in the breaks between fucking. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,483	lesbian prison guard geriatric nurse
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	cat lady __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	Rock god. Frontman. Full-time hard rocker. __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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02.25.2009, 05:45 AM	#20
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	...what?
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