Only In America
 

this is why i need to move to the UK, innit?

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ur turn to bitch about the stupidities in ur hometowns/states/countries.

i have to disagree for once, all these apply to the UK too, sorry to spoil yr vision but still move here anyway ;)

We have Berlusconi as prime minister. AGAIN.
This is enough to be pissed for life.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,

I send chain emails to the shitbox.

really? they apply there too? i thought u uppity-bastards were more cultured than that. movin there would def be cool, but i dont know if ur lil pubs could handle me. ;)

that wasn't a chain email! it was a stupid fax that some band sent to our office with a confederate flag logo attached. wankers.

LOTECH SPAM.
BLACK FAXING.

stupidest thread ever? really? but theres been some classics of stupidity on here. ok. ok. im tired and hot and i guess it is a bit lame. i was using it more as an outlet to bitch about things we hate where we live.

can we make it better with some stupid (but great) pix instead?

PROTIP: NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT. OFFER NO APOLOGIES. THANK ME LATER.

:)

I hope you have more substantial reasons for moving aside from pens with chains on them.

cultured = cheese. u know how those UK f-ing LUV their cheese!
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...ghlight=cheese

agreed. i dont apologize. undead robots have no feelings.
i do not compute this term 'thank me'?



well those do piss me off and the fact that a pizza can get to my house faster than an ambulance.

Mmmm cheese

America sucks ass.

Yeah, sway, I said it.



Bring it.

^^^ o,snap.
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^ translation: im sorry. this is NOT the stupidest thread ever. in fact, zombot kicks ass. ;)

ditto my friend. its always nice to cyber-impress.





^ see. told ya' so. ;)

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,

I like how no matter how hard ZR tries, there's always someone who quotes the incriminating posts before they get edited...