Only In America

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 05:50 PM

this is why i need to move to the UK, innit?

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ur turn to bitch about the stupidities in ur hometowns/states/countries.

stu666 · 07.15.2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

this is why i need to move to the UK, innit?

Only in America ----
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ----
People order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

Only in America ----
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

Only in America ----
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ----
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ----
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

ur turn to bitch about the stupidities in ur hometowns/states/countries.

i have to disagree for once, all these apply to the UK too, sorry to spoil yr vision but still move here anyway

nicfit · 07.15.2009, 05:57 PM

We have Berlusconi as prime minister. AGAIN.
This is enough to be pissed for life.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.15.2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

this is why i need to move to the UK, innit?

Only in America ----
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ----
People order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

Only in America ----
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

Only in America ----
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ----
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ----
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

ur turn to bitch about the stupidities in ur hometowns/states/countries.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,

floatingslowly · 07.15.2009, 06:45 PM

I send chain emails to the shitbox.

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stu666

i have to disagree for once, all these apply to the UK too, sorry to spoil yr vision but still move here anyway

really? they apply there too? i thought u uppity-bastards were more cultured than that. movin there would def be cool, but i dont know if ur lil pubs could handle me.

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I send chain emails to the shitbox.

that wasn't a chain email! it was a stupid fax that some band sent to our office with a confederate flag logo attached. wankers.

floatingslowly · 07.15.2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

that wasn't a chain email! it was a stupid fax that some band sent to our office with a confederate flag logo attached. wankers.

LOTECH SPAM.
BLACK FAXING.

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 06:54 PM

stupidest thread ever? really? but theres been some classics of stupidity on here. ok. ok. im tired and hot and i guess it is a bit lame. i was using it more as an outlet to bitch about things we hate where we live.

can we make it better with some stupid (but great) pix instead?

floatingslowly · 07.15.2009, 06:56 PM

PROTIP: NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT. OFFER NO APOLOGIES. THANK ME LATER.

pbradley · 07.15.2009, 06:56 PM

I hope you have more substantial reasons for moving aside from pens with chains on them.

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)

and "more cultured", what does that even mean? like...seriously.

cultured = cheese. u know how those UK f-ing LUV their cheese!
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...ghlight=cheese

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

PROTIP: NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT. OFFER NO APOLOGIES. THANK ME LATER.

agreed. i dont apologize. undead robots have no feelings.
i do not compute this term 'thank me'?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

I hope you have more substantial reasons for moving aside from pens with chains on them.

well those do piss me off and the fact that a pizza can get to my house faster than an ambulance.

stu666 · 07.15.2009, 07:09 PM

Mmmm cheese

pbradley · 07.15.2009, 07:09 PM

America sucks ass.

Yeah, sway, I said it.

Bring it.

floatingslowly · 07.15.2009, 07:15 PM

^^^ o,snap.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

i do not compute this term 'thank me'?

Only in America ----
Is there a standard 15% gratuity that is not figured into the price of the menu item.

Only in America ----
Are smallpox blankets so easily purchased with beads.

Only in America ----
Do the heads of our canadian enemies line the northern border.

Only in America ----
Can Snake Plisskin save the President.

Only in America ----
Is it ok for texas rangers to tell you that you have AIDS.

Only in America ----
Are crying native americans in fact italian.

Only in America ----
Do penises grow so very long and wide.

Only in America ----
Can it be 105 fucking degrees in the shade.

Only in America ----
Do people sneak across the border through tunnels dug by underpaid canadians.

Only in America ----
Is the band Thunderbolt Pagoda currently residing (there are talks of purchasing a small island in the caribbean however).

Only in America ----
Are dead bodies exhumed, dissected and welded to robot bodies.

Seandi · 07.15.2009, 07:17 PM

Only in America

Zombie Robot · 07.15.2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

okokokokok

yr quite possibly the first person to (successfully) avoid a several day long debate w/me.

nice.

im impressed.

^ translation: im sorry. this is NOT the stupidest thread ever. in fact, zombot kicks ass.

ditto my friend. its always nice to cyber-impress.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stu666

Mmmm cheese

^ see. told ya' so.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.16.2009, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ o,snap.

Only in America ----
Is there a standard 15% gratuity that is not figured into the price of the menu item.

Only in America ----
Are smallpox blankets so easily purchased with beads.

Only in America ----
Do the heads of our canadian enemies line the northern border.

Only in America ----
Can Snake Plisskin save the President.

Only in America ----
Is it ok for texas rangers to tell you that you have AIDS.

Only in America ----
Are crying native americans in fact italian.

Only in America ----
Do penises grow so very long and wide.

Only in America ----
Can it be 105 fucking degrees in the shade.

Only in America ----
Do people sneak across the border through tunnels dug by underpaid canadians.

Only in America ----
Is the band Thunderbolt Pagoda currently residing (there are talks of purchasing a small island in the caribbean however).

Only in America ----
Are dead bodies exhumed, dissected and welded to robot bodies.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,

nicfit · 07.16.2009, 01:34 PM

I like how no matter how hard ZR tries, there's always someone who quotes the incriminating posts before they get edited...

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I send chain emails to the shitbox.
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Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	stupidest thread ever? really? but theres been some classics of stupidity on here. ok. ok. im tired and hot and i guess it is a bit lame. i was using it more as an outlet to bitch about things we hate where we live. can we make it better with some stupid (but great) pix instead? __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	PROTIP: NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT. OFFER NO APOLOGIES. THANK ME LATER.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I hope you have more substantial reasons for moving aside from pens with chains on them.
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stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,500	Mmmm cheese __________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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07.15.2009, 07:17 PM	#17
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	Only in America
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07.16.2009, 01:34 PM	#20
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I like how no matter how hard ZR tries, there's always someone who quotes the incriminating posts before they get edited... __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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