Saturday Klortoons
 

When the going gets tectonic, you...

If nobody else has noticed, let me be the first... NARLUS IS BROWSING THE THREADS!

Dear Narlus,

What is new? Are you well? Does your name still fucking kick ass?! Sorry I shouldn't waste questions on obvious ones. What is your favorite sound these days? Do you have a favorite author?

Regards,
Kloriel

I chose Columbian shoelace, because I'm hardcore like that.

you told me narlus was dead. I believed you.

now, if you'll just hold still while Paco "ties yr shoes".

thus the life of dwarfs. at least take this shiny token before the slaughter, it will provide you with sulphurous poetential, ie random ravens, at your beck and cat power.

I like moon pix. I shall wield the power well.

ravens, however, are for sissy-boys, Canadians and the British.

how dare you judge me so harshly.

I claim the crow as my familiar.

elephants all the way.

obviously inferior choices, if there ever were.

was there a reason why you never gave the option to windmill?

yeah, actually I'm glad somebody brought that up. The reason for no windmill option, and I am willing to debate this - Northumbria Style - simply put:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GX4...eature=related

^^^ I got "ich bin stong 'n hard" and "slap a mastadon". brilliant. I love coded languages.

in defense of windmilling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mihppXHhpD0

flawless victory

epilogue, and that is not a chimera nor hydra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AcAxGE-8ag

quite! in the event of a catastrophe, unroll the linoleum.

that video made me really appreciate how good WoW looked. :(

although, I laughed pretty hard when people started running. am still laughing, in fact. I think it's a well established fact that I'm easily amused.

this song will fuck you in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs0qZ...eature=related

if i was in that band I'd be stage right and fucking you in the face.

and having a BMBM

When the go gets weird, the weird turn pro, so...