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Columbian shoelace! 2 14.29%
vanish to westeros 0 0%
deploy african business women 0 0%
oh I nust nash ny neeth 1 7.14%
there was this car i saw it driving and there were streaks 0 0%
i hold on to the nearest elephant 1 7.14%
i dispatch a legion of donkeys 1 7.14%
on the horizon you see shallows and shaking faces 3 21.43%
collect flowers before the public torture scenes 2 14.29%
accidentally piss in your sex partner's orifice 4 28.57%
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Old 08.22.2009, 11:28 AM   #1
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Old 08.22.2009, 12:58 PM   #2
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If nobody else has noticed, let me be the first... NARLUS IS BROWSING THE THREADS!

Dear Narlus,

What is new? Are you well? Does your name still fucking kick ass?! Sorry I shouldn't waste questions on obvious ones. What is your favorite sound these days? Do you have a favorite author?

Regards,
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Old 08.22.2009, 01:39 PM   #3
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I chose Columbian shoelace, because I'm hardcore like that.

you told me narlus was dead. I believed you.

now, if you'll just hold still while Paco "ties yr shoes".
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Old 08.22.2009, 01:47 PM   #4
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thus the life of dwarfs. at least take this shiny token before the slaughter, it will provide you with sulphurous poetential, ie random ravens, at your beck and cat power.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:02 PM   #5
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I like moon pix. I shall wield the power well.

ravens, however, are for sissy-boys, Canadians and the British.

how dare you judge me so harshly.

I claim the crow as my familiar.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:07 PM   #6
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:12 PM   #7
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collect flowers before the public torture scenes
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:17 PM   #8
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obviously inferior choices, if there ever were.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:23 PM   #9
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was there a reason why you never gave the option to windmill?
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:38 PM   #10
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yeah, actually I'm glad somebody brought that up. The reason for no windmill option, and I am willing to debate this - Northumbria Style - simply put:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GX4...eature=related
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:43 PM   #11
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^^^ I got "ich bin stong 'n hard" and "slap a mastadon". brilliant. I love coded languages.

in defense of windmilling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mihppXHhpD0
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:49 PM   #12
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flawless victory
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:54 PM   #13
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epilogue, and that is not a chimera nor hydra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AcAxGE-8ag
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:55 PM   #14
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in defense of windmilling:
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quite! in the event of a catastrophe, unroll the linoleum.
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Old 08.22.2009, 03:05 PM   #15
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epilogue, and that is not a chimera nor hydra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AcAxGE-8ag

that video made me really appreciate how good WoW looked.

although, I laughed pretty hard when people started running. am still laughing, in fact. I think it's a well established fact that I'm easily amused.
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Old 08.22.2009, 05:14 PM   #16
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this song will fuck you in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs0qZ...eature=related

if i was in that band I'd be stage right and fucking you in the face.

and having a BMBM
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Old 08.22.2009, 06:01 PM   #17
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When the go gets weird, the weird turn pro, so...
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