How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
 

None.They all sit in the dark and cry.

yeah! did you make that up?

No.

lol

how many straight-edge kids does it take to do a line of coke?

one, if nobody's looking.

how many punks does it tke to change a lightbulb?


none, punks never changed anything.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregger?

You can't unscrew a pregger.

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, sitting in the dark is, like, really avant-garde man.

[Take 2]

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.

blah blah blah

Seminal first post. Seminal, I tells ye'.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

they would be too emotional about changing it and start crying

i've heard the first joke on the past directed to goths instead of emos.

that said.

how many emo fags does it take to screw a light bulb?

three, one who'll yell at it to get screwed, one who'll cry when he can't get it screwed and one who'll blame it all on his ex-girlfriend.

how many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

none, candles are sooo retro kewl

how many record collectors does it take to screw a light bulb?

none, most light bulbs today are reissues and hunting down the originals is more worthy.

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Any number, so long as you're a desperately humourless twat.

ZING!!!

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seriously though, i missed you Glice!!!

Danke.

REP

nevermind, it won't let me

Lightbulb jokes, eh?


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two fit in there, but damned if you can figure out how they got in the light bulb.

I heard it this way: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?

2, 1 to change it, and 1 to write a song about how much he misses it.

How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke