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08.12.2006, 03:54 PM
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None.They all sit in the dark and cry.
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yeah! did you make that up?
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08.12.2006, 03:57 PM
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08.12.2006, 03:59 PM
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lol
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08.13.2006, 03:51 AM
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how many straight-edge kids does it take to do a line of coke?
one, if nobody's looking.
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08.13.2006, 05:21 AM
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how many punks does it tke to change a lightbulb?
none, punks never changed anything.
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08.13.2006, 10:49 AM
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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregger?
You can't unscrew a pregger. |
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08.13.2006, 11:23 AM
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, sitting in the dark is, like, really avant-garde man. [Take 2] How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.
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08.13.2006, 11:25 AM
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08.13.2006, 11:26 AM
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Seminal first post. Seminal, I tells ye'.
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08.13.2006, 11:27 AM
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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
they would be too emotional about changing it and start crying |
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08.13.2006, 11:30 AM
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i've heard the first joke on the past directed to goths instead of emos.
that said. how many emo fags does it take to screw a light bulb? three, one who'll yell at it to get screwed, one who'll cry when he can't get it screwed and one who'll blame it all on his ex-girlfriend. how many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb? none, candles are sooo retro kewl how many record collectors does it take to screw a light bulb? none, most light bulbs today are reissues and hunting down the originals is more worthy. |
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08.13.2006, 11:33 AM
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Any number, so long as you're a desperately humourless twat.
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08.13.2006, 11:36 AM
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Danke.
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08.13.2006, 11:41 AM
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08.13.2006, 11:47 AM
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Lightbulb jokes, eh?
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two fit in there, but damned if you can figure out how they got in the light bulb. |
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08.13.2006, 11:49 AM
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I heard it this way: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
2, 1 to change it, and 1 to write a song about how much he misses it.
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08.13.2006, 11:52 AM
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How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?
10: 1 to change it 1 to have a radical opinion on it 1 to make a mock thread out of it 1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better 1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs 5 to make a witty light bulb joke
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