[quote=Nefeli]
Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
If me aunt had bollocks shed be me uncle. And she wouldnt exist.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Silent F innit
If infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Grammatically poor
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
ON it
Why you park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Ive never encountered either of those things
What's the difference between null and void?
There is no void hypothesis
Why hysterectomies happen to her and hernias happen to him?
Because women are in-her-antly hysterical
Why they call them buildings? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Structures, technically
What's another word for thesaurus?
Globbits
What's another word for synonym?
Temporospatiallexicalmutation
Is it possible to have a civil war?
I might have a
Cybill War
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Women are bored
Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids?
Because they only exist in a dark, airless place.... oh
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is this a hostage situation?
Tell me
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless?
It doesnt care
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I give up again