[king_buzzo]

WOAH HOLY SHIT!!! i was just looking through this thread and this picture and i looked up at the TV and there was this girl who looked exactly like her.

[pbradley]

Friend of a friend suddenly told me I'm cute at her bithday but then I said I wasn't looking for a relationship. Apparently neither was she. However I didn't find her all that attractive and gave the ol' let's be friends line.

That's been my love life over the last couple of weeks.

[atsonicpark]

cool gimme pics

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

I'm always fascinated when I see people getting so deep on their private and sexual life over here.

co-sign

[Ripchord]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

A girl who wanted the cock, or at least liked it, asked me for my number last night outside the pub. I assumed she was joking, so I laughed and told her to fuck off. Then she looked disappointed.

I had been hit on earlier by an embarrassingly drunk girl for putting 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' on the jukebox and wasn't in the mood. In hindsight, I am a complete knobhead.

Aww.

[floatingslowly]

chocolate jesus once told me that there's a mobile chicken shack called Bobo's that parks on the corner of 23rd and MLK weekend late nights.

if you want him to, Bobo will drizzle honey-syrup all over the chicken and biscuits.

the thing is, Bobo parks the shack right in the middle of a bunch of gangstas.

the gangstas all respect Bobo because he can fuck up some chicken.

they all know that if THEY don't know exactly what it is the fuck they want, they are sent to the back of the line.

although braving the corner of 23rd and MLK is fairly risky business for a white-bread like Chocolate Jesus, I'm pretty sure I can get girlgun drunk enough to get me some.

I love chicken, and one day I will get some.

[barnaclelapse]

When was the last time someone hit on me...

Let's see...

Hold on...I totally got this....

[flophousefloozie]

Back on the cock

[nicfit]

that was fast.

How many cocks does it take to reach the top of a mountain?

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

How many cocks does it take to reach the top of a mountain?

savage clone is into climbing and riding isn't he?.. ask him.

[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

chocolate jesus once told me that there's a mobile chicken shack called Bobo's that parks on the corner of 23rd and MLK weekend late nights.

if you want him to, Bobo will drizzle honey-syrup all over the chicken and biscuits.

the thing is, Bobo parks the shack right in the middle of a bunch of gangstas.

the gangstas all respect Bobo because he can fuck up some chicken.

they all know that if THEY don't know exactly what it is the fuck they want, they are sent to the back of the line.

although braving the corner of 23rd and MLK is fairly risky business for a white-bread like Chocolate Jesus, I'm pretty sure I can get girlgun drunk enough to get me some.

I love chicken, and one day I will get some.

ok, so i went to 23rd and MLK to get me some chicken, and there was no Bobo's in sight. fortunately there was a group of helpful teenagers on the corner who were really friendly and kept asking me what i was looking for, man and yo, did i want anything. so they told me that it's 23rd and Waldo, it's called Fishman's and he drizzles hot sauce on the fish, not honey syrup on the chicken, and that the gangstas all hate him cause he hangs out with the church crowd and started a community watch group that calls the cops on dealers, but they haven't shot him yet cause he can fuck up some fish.

damn that was some tasty fish....