Terriblecanyons and Melly Media inc presents...

MellySingsDoom · 10.26.2008, 05:57 PM

...the first solo CD by Alan Vega...singing Nursery Rhymes!

Examples:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb, It's fleece was BLOODIED AND TORN, ARRRRGHHHH!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty LIVED AN AVENUE C WITH ALL THE OTHER JUNKIES AND SCUM - AND NO-ONE CARES ABOUT HIM ARRRGHHH!"

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home......this little piggy WAS EVICTED AND IS GOING TO HELL...."

"There was a crooked man, who walked a crooked mile, and he MET GHOSTRIDER,, IN A WAR ACROSS THE USA!"

Verdict - The best thing since the first Suicide LP! Buy now, or be forever sorry!

terriblecanyons · 10.26.2008, 05:58 PM

In other words, buy now or me and melly hunt you down and beat you with baseball bats covered in rusty nails and slabs of raw meat.

Danny Himself · 10.26.2008, 06:02 PM

LOL

I don't get it.

StevOK · 10.26.2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

slabs of raw meat

...that are infected with AIDS.

fugazifan · 10.26.2008, 06:58 PM

i missed melly

StevOK · 10.26.2008, 09:21 PM

me too.

floatingslowly · 10.27.2008, 08:48 AM

you left out the beedeebeedeebeedeebeedee CHYOOOOWWW's.

MellySingsDoom · 10.27.2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you left out the beedeebeedeebeedeebeedee CHYOOOOWWW's.

I did indeed - what an oversight. Here, have an executive producer's credit for this CD.

floatingslowly · 10.27.2008, 08:56 AM

I want more points. POINTS, I say!

how about if I just start this here loop and stand back looking cool? I can bash on the electronic_box every now and then if it will make me more cash. CASH, I say!

greedrex · 10.27.2008, 09:42 AM

yoyoyo
what?

shentov · 10.27.2008, 09:55 AM

koool

MellySingsDoom · 12.02.2008, 05:16 AM

The next Terriblecanyons and Melly Media Inc release will be a double CD of rare 60's garage punk anthems, covered by Mister Glenn Danzig.

The title of this release shall be "ASS NUGGETS".

ALIEN ANAL · 12.02.2008, 05:32 AM

where are those people now that complain about different styles of humor?
whinge whinge irony is crap whing whinge so witty

floatingslowly · 12.02.2008, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

where are those people now that complain about EVERYTHING?

good question. I shall forward it to The Committee.

MellySingsDoom · 12.03.2008, 06:10 AM

...and as a special offer, the first 1000 copies of "ASS NUGGETS" will come with a giant inflatable Glenn Danzig, that you can inflate and then punch to your heart's delight.

10.26.2008, 05:57 PM	#1
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	...the first solo CD by Alan Vega...singing Nursery Rhymes! Examples: "Mary Had A Little Lamb, It's fleece was BLOODIED AND TORN, ARRRRGHHHH!" "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty LIVED AN AVENUE C WITH ALL THE OTHER JUNKIES AND SCUM - AND NO-ONE CARES ABOUT HIM ARRRGHHH!" "This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home......this little piggy WAS EVICTED AND IS GOING TO HELL...." "There was a crooked man, who walked a crooked mile, and he MET GHOSTRIDER,, IN A WAR ACROSS THE USA!" Verdict - The best thing since the first Suicide LP! Buy now, or be forever sorry! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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10.26.2008, 05:58 PM	#2
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	In other words, buy now or me and melly hunt you down and beat you with baseball bats covered in rusty nails and slabs of raw meat.
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10.26.2008, 06:02 PM	#3
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	LOL I don't get it.
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fugazifan invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,816	i missed melly __________________ If there's been a way to build it, There'll be a way to destroy it, Things are not that out of control www.myspace.com/dellilahtheband www.myspace.com/lecirquedesvampiresmusic
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StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	me too. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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10.27.2008, 08:48 AM	#7
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you left out the beedeebeedeebeedeebeedee CHYOOOOWWW's.
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10.27.2008, 08:56 AM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I want more points. POINTS, I say! how about if I just start this here loop and stand back looking cool? I can bash on the electronic_box every now and then if it will make me more cash. CASH, I say!
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10.27.2008, 09:42 AM	#10
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	yoyoyo what? __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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10.27.2008, 09:55 AM	#11
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	koool
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12.02.2008, 05:16 AM	#12
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	The next Terriblecanyons and Melly Media Inc release will be a double CD of rare 60's garage punk anthems, covered by Mister Glenn Danzig. The title of this release shall be "ASS NUGGETS". __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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12.02.2008, 05:32 AM	#13
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	where are those people now that complain about different styles of humor? whinge whinge irony is crap whing whinge so witty __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.03.2008, 06:10 AM	#15
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	...and as a special offer, the first 1000 copies of "ASS NUGGETS" will come with a giant inflatable Glenn Danzig, that you can inflate and then punch to your heart's delight. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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